North Carolina’s Yarn Crop
Mot the kind of yarn that is woven into
elotli and other things, hut the kind that
you hear told as you visit various sections
of the state.
IT’S a strange thing, but North
Carolina's most bountiful crop
is not tobacco or corn, but
stories. As your correspondent
drives over the state on frequent
business trips, it is difficult to ride
a full mile without a story of the
locality returning to memory. Last
week, driving by Lakeview in
Moore County, we suddenly
thought of this peculiar fertility.
Within a mile of us was the story
of Hop Along Cassidy. Whatever
became of him?
Hop Along, in about 1938, was
a talking crow, the pet of a man
named John Hanes at Lakeview.
He could say a few words, but
the word he could say the best was
‘•whoa,’’ and he delighted in flying
over a team or a ploughing mule
and yapping "whoa” at the ani¬
mals.
Once in a while, Hop Along
would say “come along,” "hurry
up,” or "I’m waiting for you,
George." But he loved that word
whoa, and at the time I saw him,
the garrulous bird had about dis¬
rupted the spring planting around
Lakeview.
Fertile Fields
In fact. North Carolina is so full
of whimsy that in 1940 Ed Thomp¬
son. then field editor for Life, de¬
cided to do a layout on the State
of Stories. The idea perished be¬
fore the fell blow of somebody in
editorial conference, but it still is
a good prospect.
Some sections always seemed
more fruitful than others. Yancey
County yields a new story every
time you pass through it. My
favorite always was the Big Tom
Wilson bear camp story. But near¬
by is Dan'l Boone and his forge,
and just a mile away is Dr. Robert¬
son’s pioneer implement museum.
Up the road a piece also is the
print shop of an elderly moun¬
taineer who runs his presses and
linotypes by steam power. But
the interesting thing about this
enterprise is the fact that the pro¬
prietor had never seen a linotype
machine when he bought his first
one. It came to him in crates,
knocked down, and he and his sons
By BILL SHARPE
hauled it up the rough mountain
trail on sleds.
Then they unpacked it. and.
working from an instruction
book, began to put it together.
However, inevitably they would
come to a piece which didn’t seem
to fit in. When this would happen,
the old man would tell his eldest
son to run down to get information
from the Asheville Citizen.
But mountain pride and shyness
prevented the boy from asking
questions of the foreman. Instead,
he would ease up to a linotype and
watch the operator set type, study¬
ing the machine closely. When he
discovered the secret, he’d hie
himself back to Burnsville, and the
work would proceed. It took sev¬
eral such surreptitious instruc¬
tions to get the machine operating.
That lino apparently was the
only thing the old man bought on
credit. Mountaineers of the "qual¬
ity" type dread debt. He told me
of the time he went to Asheville
to visit a boyhood friend. The
friend was living in a fine home
and driving a spanking new car.
“But did you know," whispered
the mountain man in tones of hor¬
ror. "I found out that he hadn’t
paid for either one of them."
More and More
It isn’t so far from there to the
Penland story in Mitchell, nor
from there to the Roan Mountain
story, nor from there to Roby
Buchanan's gem "factory." Unless
you are completely heedless, you
will meantime stop and get a
ga lacking story or a story on
"sang" roots. In the same area
lived old Kettlefoot and the bear¬
hunting Wisemans, who gave their
name to famous Wiseman’s View,
one of the best outlooks in the
state.
Even the streams bubble with
stories. Nearby is Neal’s Creek, the
only trout stream reserved ex¬
clusively for women. And the very
holes in the ground are voluble.
In one, they found mining imple¬
ments beneath the roots of a tree
estimated to have been 300 years
old. Atop Mt. Mitchell is — we be¬
lieve — the loneliest weather ob¬
servatory in this country. The
names of towns cause a reporter to
stop and make inquiry. There's
Daybook and Ledger — both with
whimsical stories. And Loafer's
Glory, named by sharp-tongued
wives because their mates went
there on Sundays to frolic.
Keepers of Lore
The conventional historical fea¬
ture never appealed to me much —
the stories of graceful and gracious
families, with decaying mansions
for illustrations, with pompous
titles and bigwig careers. But in
Dare, you get to your grassroots
yarns; so also in Carteret and
Hyde and Brunswick, and many
more.
Maybe the reason some regions
are more thickly populated with
stories — and by that is not neces¬
sarily meant something for print,
but incidents and anecdotes which
you hear in hunting camps or in
Pullman cars, wherever people
talk of people and places — maybe
the reason is that some regions
have been favored by keen observ¬
ers who with an ear for good yarn¬
ing. and. perhaps, the talent for
a little embellishment, meaning
fudging.
Like in Burke County, where
they tell you of the country store¬
keeper up on US 181 who was
asked for a box of crackerjacks,
and he replied that no, he didn’t
have any. Used to buy them off
the wholesaler, but as fast as they
came in. the folks would buy them
so he couldn’t keep 'em in' stock.
Got to be a denied nuisance; he
quit stocking ’em.
A faithful preserver of yarns
is John McLaughlin up at States¬
ville. Another is Bruce Etheridge
at Manteo. Hi den Ramsey of Ashe¬
ville has a truckful. Best of all is
Stanly Wahab of Ocracokc. Every¬
thing that ever happened on that
island is humorous to him, includ¬
ing the native who ordered the hat
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THE STATE. January 20. 1951
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