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1 mf i • iyt « vol xxii-tiiibd series salisbury n c thursday october 22 1801 fcr infants gnd children .,.-..• bfldrenthat c.a«;toriar:'rr-s colic cnn^fipatioti ■..: ,, ; bour stomach diarrhoea eructation 1 • 1 " kills wormatgives bleep and proiiotes dl h '.. aachea :!.!)., gestion .. -];:!, y without injurious mr'dicatioa • jon ■■ersai and " for several years i have recommfnded :.. your'casi na and shau always continue to - j dosoasitbas invariably produced beaeficial , ' ostoria results edwim f paedeb 51 d cahl ' t .., tbe'wiittik^ricbtli street and tthat rjhureh new york c.ty rp tt , p rrarp . compawt 77 m:"rtr>.y kthekt new york : j 1 11 ti;is space belongs to w ii reisncr watch it j i j i | ! ! | i ! — r ___— . _^ """"•"■'■— — | a 9 li ii fl-jci i 3j carries the largest stock cf sand tens > qj to bj f t_:o state i buy in large qu 3 direct from factories and will give low prices write m>i j catalogue and prices ms eicliaiej if el satisfactory . m aim drew 8 charlotte n c ■ivlion you vvrito inn ft i i u t l 1 i&'\j itl i volftdl^i ■irreatlv increased my facilities for handling and ' n coai ' '■■- - ! ' t '~" 11 - ' would now again respect in all orders entrusted to me promising to with whal coal yon may want at thelowesi 1 ordi ;• to obtain advantage of the lowest sura ionc send me y mr orde s remember ii ; -. th ■' ■■« of screened ( oal including > ;'• i '■■for grates gt ives heaters c .. hand ai all tim - the finest rade of blacksmith j allen brown st psdpi to¥h rip plora ~ ri-q tjt at n tn on 1 5 npritntic i nt*oc $<* ' — i i v , jyiuhuhlclllis auliiiji-luiicb ci*w : of vermont marbli to arrive w n few days i guarantee ect und pusiti \ l'ly will not be undersold c rranite jvioi m ments ( .»;' all i'-'wic a specialty c b webb plioimuetor . , ■!.■... ..;■■. wanted a little girl i .- thry goiri '■'< — the jrir girls \\ itli natural m nnefa --. '* ■i natural curl who love their ■]••'.'••■■•: and like th«if toy and talk oi sonv tlii«g h ■■'••'•• s the boj s old womcis i'n plenty 1 find in :" i nncr am old of mind ; :..•■;■■old : : r who talk of their '■bennx ie n*itli each other in stylish clothea li tie ol i belles who at nine and ten are sick of pleasures and tired of men weary of travels of balls of fuii and fin 1 no new tilings uu ice the sun f nee in ihc li satitiful long ago rionic dear little children ! used to know girls who merry us liiinbs i ; play and umghed and rollicked the livelong day tiny thought not at all of the style of ; r clol lies they never imngini that boj's were beaux ' other girl's brothers and c matcs were they splendid fellows go iic!j iln-m puy where h thc -' •■"■i "• * if yow see one ot then anywhere send ' : r to m would give a medal f ure«t gold to ouc o these dear little girls of old with an innoeeut heart and an open smile who knows not the moaning of flirt or stjle boston pilot an unhappy hai)py man * * i if it i 1 possible for i hapr-y man to be miserable i'm hut man i have quite enough ot this world's goods to make me comfortable a tight roof over my head and a warm hearthstone for u,v feet and vet tin miserable that is to say my happiness is subject to such sudden find unexpected inter ruptions hat i'm never ible thor oughly in enj iy the good things which have fallen to ray share it all comes from my having one of the best wives in the world but still a wife with a defect yes with an in curable defect for after ten years ivy i ing i'm no nearer a cure than i was when 1 commenced 1 y describe my wife's defect its | ! the following terms an uncontrol j able inclination to think of her some thing else when 1 want her to think of my something else fhe coi s ijiieiice is that although she is one of he most trustworthy woman that ever darned a stocking or made two new suits of clot ins for the boys out tif one of my old ones yet 1 j ;,. vfi can know exactly what she is ! vv hen ! muke '<■uniiti n v v ishes i o ' kiizibefcli iiu-.h is her name god bless ik ■slie looks me calmly and tenderly into the pvps and murm . ;■•■: yes dear _ % p.iil i h l v's deal might just as well be spoken by one of lulisou's | i talking dolls so far as it expresses her • . i ights ai that moment for as 1 have i said slit is ul way .> — yes always think ing of her o met h 1 1 1 g else when j u'au t her to think ol my som"thiiig else and the houl>lu is 1 don t lire man ifest the least suspicion that she is loing s.i site at once becomes mildh jnanl d asks me in a tone lini^-d wii li sarcasm samuel duck that's my given name god bless me too jidij t you hear me >:■v yes dear i ' of course 1 heard her say v >■- dear 1 and i must confess that her yes dear lias such an honest and per suasive ring to it that it would satisfy doubl ing thomas himself knowing that monday was el - betii's boiled dinner day 1 said to her las s i urday yon know podgerlv elizabeth one of my best customers well he is in town and 1 waul to have him take dinner with us monday please have a n •<■• ft roast yes dear would you believe it when l'od gerly and 1 entered the front door the odor of corn heel and cabbage was strong enough to float a pine board did she mean w be unkind to me and give podgerly a boiled dinner l>,e~s your heart in s e was merely thinking of her something else when i went to her with my some thing else vye always give a little party on my bir-l inlay and this time 1 said : v ibel li doii'l invite ike muilli i want to invite billy dunn this year yes dear 1 must expl tin that munn and dunn are rival lawyers in our town and never fail to get into a wrangle at the table and thus make it extremely i n omfortable for every one present to my almost speechless surprise in walked munn along side of dunn both in a violent dispute over a cow case which they had just argued in court the party was a failure but i grin ned and bore it all for elizabeth's sake 1 was called to town last week to meet senator lioggs big man in our state important business elizabel h always pa ks my valise she says it's a woman's work god bless her ! put in mv bl.tok suit elizabeth yes dear t,.i time i plucked up courage and said : elzabpth you understood me m black suit yes dear perfectly well you warn your black suit 1 know what people mi an when i'.n-y say bla k suit incredible as it may pound she im have uttered these words with her lips only tier thoughts must have beeii n her something else and not on my something else she could have heard a word 1 said for when i opened my valisp to kire for the call on the un.i tor there was ray pepper ii d ili think f>f it my pe^jer uiid salt tw..i hundred mi ins frotu hoiue with niy iepper and salt in tv.v valise hiy indter sui o;i my buck w senator liogg.s ■wj'.itin«5 for me at the liote when our last w>y wiw born we j tallce i over names fef ricvrral week we couldn't settle ut~m one that leased '.;» ijoth i wanted to name ! him s-imuei duck for m wfeik she | inclined 10 josiah feebfes her father's i givvil ttadje but si'ertii that i quiui set my heart rn samuel duck sli yielded rod fttess her ki yes dear duck it shall be said she gentjy and swwtly i had an a-ttack of cholera morbus i sattird might llld could not ct u ! church that tnorniti but as s it'll t\if room i said lieni uiber eli«>ljeth samuel duck 1 yes tieaio 1 this time i had the most jierfvcf confidence in elizabeth but could ' you believe it when she brought tin lit tie youngster into the room she tossed him into the air and s.mg out i s'.vly k ilere he is papa lire is josiah i peebles johnson jr he ven forgive me but i hnted josiah peebles juhnsoii jr for fully five miiui j 3 lint thought i what difference does , it make he will ive us just the same trouble no matter what his name i i have wanted to have stryker tad j stryker — up to supper for a lon time ! s > one day last week 1 s.iid to my wife elizabeth do you remember tad stryker v yes dear well he's been jilted by tabby dooiittle poor fellow it hurts 1 know it does although he puts on a smiling face and pretends to be quite as happy now as when the old squires h'f'ty thousand was staring him m tiuj fare what ! want to say is bear it in mind and don't a yon u.sod to do ask how tabby is you'll remember won von f ' yes dear rim n , feeling when the hot biscuits were pa-sed around for the second time to bear my elizabeth cry out gayly iiv the way mr strykpr how is tabbv all you're a l"cky man mr s rvker such a r iri as t'.iijljy doesn t i»row everv dav she's a jewel mr sir ker and a jewel ill a pure gold set ting bin i siie s-iruuel ?' she queried turning to me to ba.ir her out well 1 was knocked clean out so was stryker 1 i id to do something and in it at one so 1 gave an un earthly yell vuv heaven s sake whal s l mat ter gasped my wife d you sift that flowprf i usked mcivv ves she exclaimed i'm afraid not elizabeth i moaned for 1 believe 1 swallowed a hoop nail that saved stryker my wife made a dash for the nipdscine chest and re turned with the castor oil l">it!e but 1 was feeling better and re 3 d to take any however for the rest oi the even ing that hoop nail kept her thoughts busy with me i said nothing after stryker left what's the u>f the good lord has made her so and so she will remain till the end but take her all in all eliza beth is a prize a real prize we have no right to expect 0>*.r wives to be perfect if they were wo shouldn't be worthy of them so i shall continue to bear my little burden fis no doubt you dear reader have to bear yours a lid here ends the ale of an un happy happy man she couldu't play a too common case she had been taking music lessons for tifteen year so when they asked her to dav we naturally expected a treat you really must pxcnse me i am entirely out of practice oh do play mjss oot r " but l never play without my note 1 now miss poots you are so un kind and we're all dying to hear you i sh.nild be delighted but rmilly but they insisted and she was finally prevailed upon to seat herself at the piano and when it was too lati and after she had begun to knock clown and drag flut poor old heavenward 1 they discovered that she was o.it of practice apd that she could u t play without her uotes or with them either as some <;£ ihe people wha coaxed into it wgre mem i n n gh tijsnv the moral is colitained in t lie following fro.ni thi petroit free press when a lady who has been taking music lessons for the past eight ears hangs back and blushes and says she really can't play don't insist ou it the chances are she can't cincinnati saturday night eucklsn's arnica salve the best salve in the world for cu brui.-e sort salt rheum fever sure tettir chipped hands chilblains corns and all skin eruptions ami posi tively uures piles or no pay required i i iiamuteed to give perfect satisfaction or inoiify refunded i'v'uv 2-5 nenta pel box for sale by t f kluttz & co children cry for pitcher's castoria this cotto3 blossom cut reeellectien jolmson of ninth caro lina electrifies it after the meeting had been regn i»rlyj r opened brother 6 irdner an nounced that the regular routine ul business would be suspended in order in listen t-i tin address by the hon recollection johnson of golds x c who had arrived iu n«w y two jay previously the title of address was given as does riches ma ■• i happiness or why should sweet •■■sour during a thunderstorm ?"' befo 1 dis pusson who is now in ' de auntvroom is let i de hall i ! want to say a few words observed the president in de fust place i want elder toots an 1 judge cadaver to keep awake dooriu de lecture it's i km insult on a man to go to sleep au'l snore while he am talkin in de next ;'. ice if shindig watkins frows 1 .: ' cuctuuber which he has got in pocket at samuel shin i shall u looking right at him an 1 befo de meetiu closes his fucher life will be made wretched kurnel cubiff an i judge che wso had better git as fur from each odder as possible an i shall depend upon griveadam jones to keep his eye upon uncle bradley ; n de o d i man taylor l)ij honorable gen'ian ■■•. ill now be brnng in he 13 bhung the man from the tar-heel si it ■created a favorable impression at firsl j glance he was the beau ideal of an orator three stories high loose in the n««e-j iints anil a wild expression t his eyes as lie took his place up n the platform it was noticed that he toed out and covered a great deal i f | spate with his feet and this was als j i ken as a fiiri her favoi a le .-. n ol ' his intellectual greatness there was no sign of nervousness in his actions i and if was clearly eviilent that he was in tfce habit of addressing large and critical audiences lie p iun d out a | of water carelessly scraped a nut ! ineginto it ami after removing hn coat necktie and collar he adrana the front of iiie platform uud began the effitoxt of his lif3 my frens he said as he locked his fi igers logei her and i hen !■h ike i ! ■- ii ; v d iwn upon i he b ild shiny cr .- i uiiiin of judge cantelope white does riches make happiness or dohs she not .\ : de f list go-off ii would pear .. she did \\ hen we see a rich man ' ri lin 1 by in his keeridge his u f . i ! < • !. iiis head up high an his black i ii '■-■■irauciu along as proud as pea cocks we am apt to envy him an i j wi-h we was iu his place we >•■j only outside appearances if wee j j . r dal pn ■- in to l ; home of lux nry we should fake a different viev de rase dd niinit he gits into del house his wife wants fo teen thonsan . j dollars fur new dresses de children cry fur him to buy em aneleghant de cook has broke twelve plates while washin de ii>!ies an de g;is bill is ober sebeu dollars mo han it was fur de month befoh de proud smile on | d.d rich man s face flt*es an he go ~\ out behind de ba 1 n an 1 kicks hisself an wi-ii'.s he had nebber ijin bun ( cheers shouts and wild applause yo go into a lich man's house j continued the orator an yo see . . - ; curtains kiyered cha'rs fine carpet i an heaps of bric-a-bats some of em i have tr ( t as many as five beds n 1 ] sta'rs an if yo i^o down cellar yo ii j find a hull bar"l of perk and sixteen i bushels of taters nuffin seems wautin to complete dat man's happi ness but dal's all ou de outside he may be sittin around on dem fine car pets or lookiu at hisself in onn of dem \ lookin'-glasses which nebber cost less j dan nine dollars when he giis a tele graph he opens it to find dat some j body has robbed de grave of ins gnin i f adder oufc in chicago and demands one millyun dollars to restore de body applause so vigorous that two legs i ii out of the stove and a serious ca liuuitv was narrowly averted a vision of wealth • ! i war in de private o'fice of a mill j vonair-e de odder day he was cuttiii tie coupons off his bloated bonds dar ! war seventeen bags of gold on bi.s r u^i 1 . hand an sixteen bar'ls of silv r oit his left suppressed excitement diir war fo bushels of diamonds pili i up behind de stove an about two barl's of pearls an 1 opals ober bv de wash stau whispers of yum yum d.it pusson owned the awfullest big gest j)lantashun iu de hull souf he d six millyun horses an catl le he owned fo banks an live rjiilroads he owned ;•!; de judges an juries an 1 yers in de state if ;. i frowe 1 a i al his da j he could hev y - senl i state prison fur life signs us a n yit wi i all dis p an riches was dut man happy is ! he had a sore heel his stomach outer order he was l r itri bald on o de head he woke up in de ni^hl ..:. s1v , : ;, oks waviii deir amis over i an be said he would ;_ r i all he had i n airth to be like me a plause vvl put out three lamps and upset the water pail no my frens 1 ' c:!i::!y contii the orator after sipping a ii ; e more nutmeg riches di an make h ippiness dey is j : ist handy when von f»el yo i like to et iiieasured fur fo m w - lirts or you waul fried chicken fur dinner all de rest is v n ty an an such to bring yu tiubble f-tke iic i •;-.' • i shindig watkins of dis clul e biu 1 am tem orarily stoj ; u : charge he's l a nig i i i i ;•>■..• cane-s -,: ; el a'rs in his ; . il^s got three dawgs an one • in a chromeo of napoleon erossin de ai|s !{ ; s g ■i clock il.t si i im i en doll u an 1 i an ole lounge for 82 an kirered il wid new stuff an 1 made it wuth si \ 1 is wife kin airu a dollar i dav ' he sits on de front step an 1 hischiil'ii save deir pennies i b ly him i •:; '•• 1 »". iv in s snday mawnin 1 to saturday night brudder watkins is perfeckly happy an 1 coiil . . will lib thirty y'ars longer dan anj : rich m in i jtocifi r us applause fr m i all except brother watkiug « modesty is well known why milk is soured l!y thin i ; an now why does sweet milk sour doorin a thunder storm asked the orator after getting his breath "\ o may think did has nuffin t i wid de case but it has il has a i to do will ir i rich man hu sweet milk sum ■a de pore a : of it is sittin 1 down cellar ou de - in we s gwine to hev puddiu an milfe fur supper long comes a thunder shower an 1 de ole w goes dow n to find de milk why whence fur what reason y 5ti ji to inquair 1 , but yo jump np iind 1 flown and lick de chiu'en if yo ' vroald only sot down in d j rockiif cheer and philosophize a leetle yo would diskiver why it was thus di electrified comlishun of de atmosphere has simply absorbed de energetic radi r of dc liquid an de result .■toi'.s situasluiu of de magnetic illi er ility my frens do hoi r is i mi i wili no occupy an v mo of jro'i wh n the speaki r ; i tired he « - i i by ro mil i;fi r r uin i use an 1 he m . havn 5 pleased w il : i his s iccessful v li ii silence w .:■■. .:■'.'.'.' i iardner said hev si :•■■!■' be " r men . . : i i tr ir be wise i r us to tn .. ure up in via il ■■. iirus la fs brung out 1 \ i le orator b - uu • time wan ushuti yo 1 dat great men ain ■i arti r all si oul 1 de 1 1 :,' . llecti n johns i v aul to !> i inoiipy i»f yo il will be euiim ; plj . il y >' has jusl yo'r change to de bank an dat yo i loan spi ct to liev any mo bi foil i week wo will now go h why gi is ■hull 1 im.iy t!s i:.!i::.i :• the relief of the young in n j who is frequently entertained (?) family gatherings 1 would like to il t the young women the desirabil ity of phij ing - uue instrument • than their irrepressible pianoforte it onlv for the sake of nove ty much or lit pvery girl plays ibej piano the young lady who cannot j hrough at least i wo-thirds i i !. el hoven si ual ■■.- ;:.■!■' 1 a rani twit . equally rare woi id be ilic n i '•'■h would not isdmil thai he has i i h e!i '■■"■'■1 by the i .! m i f piano p tying the soothing effect upon the ear produced b t oven a mediocre violinist the gyral ions <■!' i hree or foui : li ;: - in pi ti icoats is sufficient reason i why girls should have another bow on ! her strings in musical culture the stud of the violin is of prime importance care ful practice upon a string instrumenl . es the ear and trains that organ to j a nice percejitioii f tone and iul a violin can always be tuned per fectly and at a moment's notice this we know cannot be said of the pi mo th ■violin can be carried by the p anywhere thereby saving him the in convenience of performing np > unfamiliar instrument furfhermi r ■. ■a good violin r;.;i l>e securi'd for money than a bad pi;iuo usually costs a violinist of average atlainmi gaii i uch the hearts of his listeners \ ■a requires a chopin or a l . proiluef a similar impression vv it cold am ungrateful piano-forte 1 he vi lin comparatively to the pi i • : , . . pnds il i wil l ea se to the pr >- ' im o pathetic effects the position of the violinist is more graceful than that of the ] . 1 1 fan hardl v conceive anything ■ng to i lie e ■■and the i u i .: if'ul wi man playing w .. i punctilious m • in rs ? doubts is to their dan _ ioliu for that iusl • ■kven ;■.. - k -. . ■. . . i i ; light s iv . ' ■' i ■■. ; ■- ■' the long list of pi ... i i i vio l ■• : ■. a . merit v/.v.r we desire ' ■. ; ' ■f r yea ■- we have i ens new i > : - ■ci . : ■. . i . n's new lii'e 1 . - : ■■. e and i . ■■. . ill ed reai ■- ' • la ve i ■■■•■- ucii uni ei ai n we do not liesitai e to<^uaraii!e . i very time and we stand rea ly !■• . i>:in-lia-f ir'n • . :' - rtoi j , ni do not fo low their use . ■n medii - iiave w ". ] lii ir pn-«l iapu ii ity un*lv on their iiiorils tviullz l'u where i it the estimated wealth of the united 00 if th -. v distributed it ■each inhabitant f thi , ■' 1 ti-::!vs aluiif 1,000 11 •■■in a tli"i.>ainl a sl i 0 the farms re resent f tin wealtll rv bill deducting tie i the farms how the credit of their boiii wners the farmers of k.nisa owe >:::;:..(«;( i.o »(>, more than their farms v ould sell for to-d iv if tht-r were put up and sold nuder the ham mer the farmers r.f illinois t>ne of ' ■- tea in amer ■■• s163,000 < 0 for which there ire inortg ges recorded ngaiu<<t them i in .■:!). r states i hen is nut . state iu ihe union where the money - on mow : - and the towns have their -■_: -. too nearly i alf the - . indebtedness of the si a of i < is on h us s and lots in the city of chicago deduct from un real or assessed value of these farms ity property the mortgage en ■', ■:. i how mm h i left tu wners ! n ike lie army of wageearuers how many of these have nny bank ac n s pave the little that some of .. v iii the savings banks which little they squpezeout by rigid economy from their daily earnings who ■. o.vns hie 60,000,01 0,000 wealth mty a handful of men o n an i ontro it it v..s l.i.t always so ft was nol s > : a century ago th change u gan when paternalism in i govern bogan and thft policies were iu i ereat d a legislative • liffereui callings .. . . ■!!! ■tribute payers toothers ' '; ; i sgi the wealth of this coiiu . ributed anion in iin other country inder :'.. • sun there were few r v ;_\ .\:> ii and fewer wry poor peop <• in pro to ] puiation than i i : he sun th which had directed and shap 1 its p .-:■:■ill -.' ■' hail n\,r \[ ilf of its tir-t enl ■re in p iten alism . . -! ition to en !' the citizens at the ••*-, i :. of the ol liei 5 it didn't believe ... _ up i ik industry ai the ex : : ' rs it didn't bel ;:. lev i r i rib»ie ii > n tli men w ho earned their daily hivud in the iw ■faces and i in i,.mr u '■tpport in in iv ;.!..■•' i ices for the men whu spun ;.:•. i vvi • ■: the wool iht farmer gn .. or meltecl and moulds the iron . the miner dug from the earth . ■. e in any favoril . n of ! i or any other kind and eousc . ■i«lc iortunei : hem ' : --\ their < •»■■•.. indu a ions - k^t t u by tl ive en ictmen the m : t pin ii ii r i c.i e-nrich (!. \ fe and there were th n i peo », wh h i s mething and tewer j)'-<r aht ted their fort unes by tin million i the almighty dollar was not tipped as it i now thf a it n-.is corrupt and demoralising up it is ir»w then it didn't buy jtes like sis il d s now lvf-n ij ii in't tio ; . .; sses and \. '£&• ■as il di s •.■■■■■•■, i ' . ii • hi's millions were wot the tai^njuui that ! the way to the i 1 .' 4 states s n.t s tl ey nr n vv a ; liauge has eotne ovei rv within kh past genera the people getting poorer and . .;..! the few favored ri h grow .:. ; richer until t hey haw . the owim r i-f t lit larger pu(t i which ri pn u.fc .. ted wealth of our i . : b logical r ' llje - tariff ;• i icy which luak tb ■i iu i v from ii ■i •■. eis of . id pul it into tb jk>«k«ts i f , led »!-■' il nil !: . ivell for an indi i lual ut « e untry to !>•• weahky \'>\', hit in the b > ilk'st , , . .< \ ■■'■' it d wreut w ealj h in .. :..| . •' • if slll^i in el . . . . ! . ■horpoverl will -— vn^^o ■! [ . ■. . ■; woman know ; . . • iii ;•-.,' (!•* you : ■! . • rej iu : i i - and \ on . ■' , . u \ . . ■■tl . i •: . i -..'•'- i .' . . : ■' ■• ... .. \ i • a i . . ■■■.'■.:■■;.: j but 1 tloik : ■. ■■■\\ ii \ > ■. . , ■. . \ *- o iw .'!•..-!• _ . 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Title | Carolina Watchman |
Masthead | The Carolina Watchman |
Date | 1891-10-22 |
Month | 10 |
Day | 22 |
Year | 1891 |
Volume | 22 |
Issue | 51 |
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Date Digital | 2008-12-29 |
Publisher | J. J. Bruner and T. K. Bruner |
Place | United States, North Carolina, Rowan County, Salisbury |
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Project Subject | State Archives of North Carolina Historic Newspaper Archive |
Description | The October 22, 1891 issue of the Carolina Watchman a weekly newspaper from Salisbury, North Carolina |
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Title | Carolina Watchman |
Masthead | The Carolina Watchman |
Date | 1891-10-22 |
Month | 10 |
Day | 22 |
Year | 1891 |
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Page | 1 |
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Date Digital | 12/29/2008 8:11:14 AM |
Publisher | Hamilton C. Jones |
Place | United States, North Carolina, Rowan County, Salisbury |
Type | Text |
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Digital Format | JP2 |
Project Subject | State Archives of North Carolina Historic Newspaper Archive |
Description | An archive of the Carolina Watchman a weekly and semi weekly newspaper from Salisbury, North Carolina |
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1 mf i • iyt « vol xxii-tiiibd series salisbury n c thursday october 22 1801 fcr infants gnd children .,.-..• bfldrenthat c.a«;toriar:'rr-s colic cnn^fipatioti ■..: ,, ; bour stomach diarrhoea eructation 1 • 1 " kills wormatgives bleep and proiiotes dl h '.. aachea :!.!)., gestion .. -];:!, y without injurious mr'dicatioa • jon ■■ersai and " for several years i have recommfnded :.. your'casi na and shau always continue to - j dosoasitbas invariably produced beaeficial , ' ostoria results edwim f paedeb 51 d cahl ' t .., tbe'wiittik^ricbtli street and tthat rjhureh new york c.ty rp tt , p rrarp . compawt 77 m:"rtr>.y kthekt new york : j 1 11 ti;is space belongs to w ii reisncr watch it j i j i | ! ! | i ! — r ___— . _^ """"•"■'■— — | a 9 li ii fl-jci i 3j carries the largest stock cf sand tens > qj to bj f t_:o state i buy in large qu 3 direct from factories and will give low prices write m>i j catalogue and prices ms eicliaiej if el satisfactory . m aim drew 8 charlotte n c ■ivlion you vvrito inn ft i i u t l 1 i&'\j itl i volftdl^i ■irreatlv increased my facilities for handling and ' n coai ' '■■- - ! ' t '~" 11 - ' would now again respect in all orders entrusted to me promising to with whal coal yon may want at thelowesi 1 ordi ;• to obtain advantage of the lowest sura ionc send me y mr orde s remember ii ; -. th ■' ■■« of screened ( oal including > ;'• i '■■for grates gt ives heaters c .. hand ai all tim - the finest rade of blacksmith j allen brown st psdpi to¥h rip plora ~ ri-q tjt at n tn on 1 5 npritntic i nt*oc $<* ' — i i v , jyiuhuhlclllis auliiiji-luiicb ci*w : of vermont marbli to arrive w n few days i guarantee ect und pusiti \ l'ly will not be undersold c rranite jvioi m ments ( .»;' all i'-'wic a specialty c b webb plioimuetor . , ■!.■... ..;■■. wanted a little girl i .- thry goiri '■'< — the jrir girls \\ itli natural m nnefa --. '* ■i natural curl who love their ■]••'.'••■■•: and like th«if toy and talk oi sonv tlii«g h ■■'••'•• s the boj s old womcis i'n plenty 1 find in :" i nncr am old of mind ; :..•■;■■old : : r who talk of their '■bennx ie n*itli each other in stylish clothea li tie ol i belles who at nine and ten are sick of pleasures and tired of men weary of travels of balls of fuii and fin 1 no new tilings uu ice the sun f nee in ihc li satitiful long ago rionic dear little children ! used to know girls who merry us liiinbs i ; play and umghed and rollicked the livelong day tiny thought not at all of the style of ; r clol lies they never imngini that boj's were beaux ' other girl's brothers and c matcs were they splendid fellows go iic!j iln-m puy where h thc -' •■"■i "• * if yow see one ot then anywhere send ' : r to m would give a medal f ure«t gold to ouc o these dear little girls of old with an innoeeut heart and an open smile who knows not the moaning of flirt or stjle boston pilot an unhappy hai)py man * * i if it i 1 possible for i hapr-y man to be miserable i'm hut man i have quite enough ot this world's goods to make me comfortable a tight roof over my head and a warm hearthstone for u,v feet and vet tin miserable that is to say my happiness is subject to such sudden find unexpected inter ruptions hat i'm never ible thor oughly in enj iy the good things which have fallen to ray share it all comes from my having one of the best wives in the world but still a wife with a defect yes with an in curable defect for after ten years ivy i ing i'm no nearer a cure than i was when 1 commenced 1 y describe my wife's defect its | ! the following terms an uncontrol j able inclination to think of her some thing else when 1 want her to think of my something else fhe coi s ijiieiice is that although she is one of he most trustworthy woman that ever darned a stocking or made two new suits of clot ins for the boys out tif one of my old ones yet 1 j ;,. vfi can know exactly what she is ! vv hen ! muke '<■uniiti n v v ishes i o ' kiizibefcli iiu-.h is her name god bless ik ■slie looks me calmly and tenderly into the pvps and murm . ;■•■: yes dear _ % p.iil i h l v's deal might just as well be spoken by one of lulisou's | i talking dolls so far as it expresses her • . i ights ai that moment for as 1 have i said slit is ul way .> — yes always think ing of her o met h 1 1 1 g else when j u'au t her to think ol my som"thiiig else and the houl>lu is 1 don t lire man ifest the least suspicion that she is loing s.i site at once becomes mildh jnanl d asks me in a tone lini^-d wii li sarcasm samuel duck that's my given name god bless me too jidij t you hear me >:■v yes dear i ' of course 1 heard her say v >■- dear 1 and i must confess that her yes dear lias such an honest and per suasive ring to it that it would satisfy doubl ing thomas himself knowing that monday was el - betii's boiled dinner day 1 said to her las s i urday yon know podgerlv elizabeth one of my best customers well he is in town and 1 waul to have him take dinner with us monday please have a n •<■• ft roast yes dear would you believe it when l'od gerly and 1 entered the front door the odor of corn heel and cabbage was strong enough to float a pine board did she mean w be unkind to me and give podgerly a boiled dinner l>,e~s your heart in s e was merely thinking of her something else when i went to her with my some thing else vye always give a little party on my bir-l inlay and this time 1 said : v ibel li doii'l invite ike muilli i want to invite billy dunn this year yes dear 1 must expl tin that munn and dunn are rival lawyers in our town and never fail to get into a wrangle at the table and thus make it extremely i n omfortable for every one present to my almost speechless surprise in walked munn along side of dunn both in a violent dispute over a cow case which they had just argued in court the party was a failure but i grin ned and bore it all for elizabeth's sake 1 was called to town last week to meet senator lioggs big man in our state important business elizabel h always pa ks my valise she says it's a woman's work god bless her ! put in mv bl.tok suit elizabeth yes dear t,.i time i plucked up courage and said : elzabpth you understood me m black suit yes dear perfectly well you warn your black suit 1 know what people mi an when i'.n-y say bla k suit incredible as it may pound she im have uttered these words with her lips only tier thoughts must have beeii n her something else and not on my something else she could have heard a word 1 said for when i opened my valisp to kire for the call on the un.i tor there was ray pepper ii d ili think f>f it my pe^jer uiid salt tw..i hundred mi ins frotu hoiue with niy iepper and salt in tv.v valise hiy indter sui o;i my buck w senator liogg.s ■wj'.itin«5 for me at the liote when our last w>y wiw born we j tallce i over names fef ricvrral week we couldn't settle ut~m one that leased '.;» ijoth i wanted to name ! him s-imuei duck for m wfeik she | inclined 10 josiah feebfes her father's i givvil ttadje but si'ertii that i quiui set my heart rn samuel duck sli yielded rod fttess her ki yes dear duck it shall be said she gentjy and swwtly i had an a-ttack of cholera morbus i sattird might llld could not ct u ! church that tnorniti but as s it'll t\if room i said lieni uiber eli«>ljeth samuel duck 1 yes tieaio 1 this time i had the most jierfvcf confidence in elizabeth but could ' you believe it when she brought tin lit tie youngster into the room she tossed him into the air and s.mg out i s'.vly k ilere he is papa lire is josiah i peebles johnson jr he ven forgive me but i hnted josiah peebles juhnsoii jr for fully five miiui j 3 lint thought i what difference does , it make he will ive us just the same trouble no matter what his name i i have wanted to have stryker tad j stryker — up to supper for a lon time ! s > one day last week 1 s.iid to my wife elizabeth do you remember tad stryker v yes dear well he's been jilted by tabby dooiittle poor fellow it hurts 1 know it does although he puts on a smiling face and pretends to be quite as happy now as when the old squires h'f'ty thousand was staring him m tiuj fare what ! want to say is bear it in mind and don't a yon u.sod to do ask how tabby is you'll remember won von f ' yes dear rim n , feeling when the hot biscuits were pa-sed around for the second time to bear my elizabeth cry out gayly iiv the way mr strykpr how is tabbv all you're a l"cky man mr s rvker such a r iri as t'.iijljy doesn t i»row everv dav she's a jewel mr sir ker and a jewel ill a pure gold set ting bin i siie s-iruuel ?' she queried turning to me to ba.ir her out well 1 was knocked clean out so was stryker 1 i id to do something and in it at one so 1 gave an un earthly yell vuv heaven s sake whal s l mat ter gasped my wife d you sift that flowprf i usked mcivv ves she exclaimed i'm afraid not elizabeth i moaned for 1 believe 1 swallowed a hoop nail that saved stryker my wife made a dash for the nipdscine chest and re turned with the castor oil l">it!e but 1 was feeling better and re 3 d to take any however for the rest oi the even ing that hoop nail kept her thoughts busy with me i said nothing after stryker left what's the u>f the good lord has made her so and so she will remain till the end but take her all in all eliza beth is a prize a real prize we have no right to expect 0>*.r wives to be perfect if they were wo shouldn't be worthy of them so i shall continue to bear my little burden fis no doubt you dear reader have to bear yours a lid here ends the ale of an un happy happy man she couldu't play a too common case she had been taking music lessons for tifteen year so when they asked her to dav we naturally expected a treat you really must pxcnse me i am entirely out of practice oh do play mjss oot r " but l never play without my note 1 now miss poots you are so un kind and we're all dying to hear you i sh.nild be delighted but rmilly but they insisted and she was finally prevailed upon to seat herself at the piano and when it was too lati and after she had begun to knock clown and drag flut poor old heavenward 1 they discovered that she was o.it of practice apd that she could u t play without her uotes or with them either as some <;£ ihe people wha coaxed into it wgre mem i n n gh tijsnv the moral is colitained in t lie following fro.ni thi petroit free press when a lady who has been taking music lessons for the past eight ears hangs back and blushes and says she really can't play don't insist ou it the chances are she can't cincinnati saturday night eucklsn's arnica salve the best salve in the world for cu brui.-e sort salt rheum fever sure tettir chipped hands chilblains corns and all skin eruptions ami posi tively uures piles or no pay required i i iiamuteed to give perfect satisfaction or inoiify refunded i'v'uv 2-5 nenta pel box for sale by t f kluttz & co children cry for pitcher's castoria this cotto3 blossom cut reeellectien jolmson of ninth caro lina electrifies it after the meeting had been regn i»rlyj r opened brother 6 irdner an nounced that the regular routine ul business would be suspended in order in listen t-i tin address by the hon recollection johnson of golds x c who had arrived iu n«w y two jay previously the title of address was given as does riches ma ■• i happiness or why should sweet •■■sour during a thunderstorm ?"' befo 1 dis pusson who is now in ' de auntvroom is let i de hall i ! want to say a few words observed the president in de fust place i want elder toots an 1 judge cadaver to keep awake dooriu de lecture it's i km insult on a man to go to sleep au'l snore while he am talkin in de next ;'. ice if shindig watkins frows 1 .: ' cuctuuber which he has got in pocket at samuel shin i shall u looking right at him an 1 befo de meetiu closes his fucher life will be made wretched kurnel cubiff an i judge che wso had better git as fur from each odder as possible an i shall depend upon griveadam jones to keep his eye upon uncle bradley ; n de o d i man taylor l)ij honorable gen'ian ■■•. ill now be brnng in he 13 bhung the man from the tar-heel si it ■created a favorable impression at firsl j glance he was the beau ideal of an orator three stories high loose in the n««e-j iints anil a wild expression t his eyes as lie took his place up n the platform it was noticed that he toed out and covered a great deal i f | spate with his feet and this was als j i ken as a fiiri her favoi a le .-. n ol ' his intellectual greatness there was no sign of nervousness in his actions i and if was clearly eviilent that he was in tfce habit of addressing large and critical audiences lie p iun d out a | of water carelessly scraped a nut ! ineginto it ami after removing hn coat necktie and collar he adrana the front of iiie platform uud began the effitoxt of his lif3 my frens he said as he locked his fi igers logei her and i hen !■h ike i ! ■- ii ; v d iwn upon i he b ild shiny cr .- i uiiiin of judge cantelope white does riches make happiness or dohs she not .\ : de f list go-off ii would pear .. she did \\ hen we see a rich man ' ri lin 1 by in his keeridge his u f . i ! < • !. iiis head up high an his black i ii '■-■■irauciu along as proud as pea cocks we am apt to envy him an i j wi-h we was iu his place we >•■j only outside appearances if wee j j . r dal pn ■- in to l ; home of lux nry we should fake a different viev de rase dd niinit he gits into del house his wife wants fo teen thonsan . j dollars fur new dresses de children cry fur him to buy em aneleghant de cook has broke twelve plates while washin de ii>!ies an de g;is bill is ober sebeu dollars mo han it was fur de month befoh de proud smile on | d.d rich man s face flt*es an he go ~\ out behind de ba 1 n an 1 kicks hisself an wi-ii'.s he had nebber ijin bun ( cheers shouts and wild applause yo go into a lich man's house j continued the orator an yo see . . - ; curtains kiyered cha'rs fine carpet i an heaps of bric-a-bats some of em i have tr ( t as many as five beds n 1 ] sta'rs an if yo i^o down cellar yo ii j find a hull bar"l of perk and sixteen i bushels of taters nuffin seems wautin to complete dat man's happi ness but dal's all ou de outside he may be sittin around on dem fine car pets or lookiu at hisself in onn of dem \ lookin'-glasses which nebber cost less j dan nine dollars when he giis a tele graph he opens it to find dat some j body has robbed de grave of ins gnin i f adder oufc in chicago and demands one millyun dollars to restore de body applause so vigorous that two legs i ii out of the stove and a serious ca liuuitv was narrowly averted a vision of wealth • ! i war in de private o'fice of a mill j vonair-e de odder day he was cuttiii tie coupons off his bloated bonds dar ! war seventeen bags of gold on bi.s r u^i 1 . hand an sixteen bar'ls of silv r oit his left suppressed excitement diir war fo bushels of diamonds pili i up behind de stove an about two barl's of pearls an 1 opals ober bv de wash stau whispers of yum yum d.it pusson owned the awfullest big gest j)lantashun iu de hull souf he d six millyun horses an catl le he owned fo banks an live rjiilroads he owned ;•!; de judges an juries an 1 yers in de state if ;. i frowe 1 a i al his da j he could hev y - senl i state prison fur life signs us a n yit wi i all dis p an riches was dut man happy is ! he had a sore heel his stomach outer order he was l r itri bald on o de head he woke up in de ni^hl ..:. s1v , : ;, oks waviii deir amis over i an be said he would ;_ r i all he had i n airth to be like me a plause vvl put out three lamps and upset the water pail no my frens 1 ' c:!i::!y contii the orator after sipping a ii ; e more nutmeg riches di an make h ippiness dey is j : ist handy when von f»el yo i like to et iiieasured fur fo m w - lirts or you waul fried chicken fur dinner all de rest is v n ty an an such to bring yu tiubble f-tke iic i •;-.' • i shindig watkins of dis clul e biu 1 am tem orarily stoj ; u : charge he's l a nig i i i i ;•>■..• cane-s -,: ; el a'rs in his ; . il^s got three dawgs an one • in a chromeo of napoleon erossin de ai|s !{ ; s g ■i clock il.t si i im i en doll u an 1 i an ole lounge for 82 an kirered il wid new stuff an 1 made it wuth si \ 1 is wife kin airu a dollar i dav ' he sits on de front step an 1 hischiil'ii save deir pennies i b ly him i •:; '•• 1 »". iv in s snday mawnin 1 to saturday night brudder watkins is perfeckly happy an 1 coiil . . will lib thirty y'ars longer dan anj : rich m in i jtocifi r us applause fr m i all except brother watkiug « modesty is well known why milk is soured l!y thin i ; an now why does sweet milk sour doorin a thunder storm asked the orator after getting his breath "\ o may think did has nuffin t i wid de case but it has il has a i to do will ir i rich man hu sweet milk sum ■a de pore a : of it is sittin 1 down cellar ou de - in we s gwine to hev puddiu an milfe fur supper long comes a thunder shower an 1 de ole w goes dow n to find de milk why whence fur what reason y 5ti ji to inquair 1 , but yo jump np iind 1 flown and lick de chiu'en if yo ' vroald only sot down in d j rockiif cheer and philosophize a leetle yo would diskiver why it was thus di electrified comlishun of de atmosphere has simply absorbed de energetic radi r of dc liquid an de result .■toi'.s situasluiu of de magnetic illi er ility my frens do hoi r is i mi i wili no occupy an v mo of jro'i wh n the speaki r ; i tired he « - i i by ro mil i;fi r r uin i use an 1 he m . havn 5 pleased w il : i his s iccessful v li ii silence w .:■■. .:■'.'.'.' i iardner said hev si :•■■!■' be " r men . . : i i tr ir be wise i r us to tn .. ure up in via il ■■. iirus la fs brung out 1 \ i le orator b - uu • time wan ushuti yo 1 dat great men ain ■i arti r all si oul 1 de 1 1 :,' . llecti n johns i v aul to !> i inoiipy i»f yo il will be euiim ; plj . il y >' has jusl yo'r change to de bank an dat yo i loan spi ct to liev any mo bi foil i week wo will now go h why gi is ■hull 1 im.iy t!s i:.!i::.i :• the relief of the young in n j who is frequently entertained (?) family gatherings 1 would like to il t the young women the desirabil ity of phij ing - uue instrument • than their irrepressible pianoforte it onlv for the sake of nove ty much or lit pvery girl plays ibej piano the young lady who cannot j hrough at least i wo-thirds i i !. el hoven si ual ■■.- ;:.■!■' 1 a rani twit . equally rare woi id be ilic n i '•'■h would not isdmil thai he has i i h e!i '■■"■'■1 by the i .! m i f piano p tying the soothing effect upon the ear produced b t oven a mediocre violinist the gyral ions <■!' i hree or foui : li ;: - in pi ti icoats is sufficient reason i why girls should have another bow on ! her strings in musical culture the stud of the violin is of prime importance care ful practice upon a string instrumenl . es the ear and trains that organ to j a nice percejitioii f tone and iul a violin can always be tuned per fectly and at a moment's notice this we know cannot be said of the pi mo th ■violin can be carried by the p anywhere thereby saving him the in convenience of performing np > unfamiliar instrument furfhermi r ■. ■a good violin r;.;i l>e securi'd for money than a bad pi;iuo usually costs a violinist of average atlainmi gaii i uch the hearts of his listeners \ ■a requires a chopin or a l . proiluef a similar impression vv it cold am ungrateful piano-forte 1 he vi lin comparatively to the pi i • : , . . pnds il i wil l ea se to the pr >- ' im o pathetic effects the position of the violinist is more graceful than that of the ] . 1 1 fan hardl v conceive anything ■ng to i lie e ■■and the i u i .: if'ul wi man playing w .. i punctilious m • in rs ? doubts is to their dan _ ioliu for that iusl • ■kven ;■.. - k -. . ■. . . i i ; light s iv . ' ■' i ■■. ; ■- ■' the long list of pi ... i i i vio l ■• : ■. a . merit v/.v.r we desire ' ■. ; ' ■f r yea ■- we have i ens new i > : - ■ci . : ■. . i . n's new lii'e 1 . - : ■■. e and i . ■■. . ill ed reai ■- ' • la ve i ■■■•■- ucii uni ei ai n we do not liesitai e to<^uaraii!e . i very time and we stand rea ly !■• . i>:in-lia-f ir'n • . :' - rtoi j , ni do not fo low their use . ■n medii - iiave w ". ] lii ir pn-«l iapu ii ity un*lv on their iiiorils tviullz l'u where i it the estimated wealth of the united 00 if th -. v distributed it ■each inhabitant f thi , ■' 1 ti-::!vs aluiif 1,000 11 •■■in a tli"i.>ainl a sl i 0 the farms re resent f tin wealtll rv bill deducting tie i the farms how the credit of their boiii wners the farmers of k.nisa owe >:::;:..(«;( i.o »(>, more than their farms v ould sell for to-d iv if tht-r were put up and sold nuder the ham mer the farmers r.f illinois t>ne of ' ■- tea in amer ■■• s163,000 < 0 for which there ire inortg ges recorded ngaiu< |