Carolina Watchman

              : r ::: :.,/ t2rms <( , - : " m y ii<"-c r c he had ! • ', ,■ . am iico dollars and . . , ■ ■ iiie year ceivfrifor-b^rslime , . unless | aid for i ■ ' ' uire ...;.■: ill lire pp'»"i ' ■'.:• paid , :;-,. ,,:• i:r ising ..■■,' : he firsi insei lion and • ..■._■■« 23 jiei ct i it h ■ ra ■ ■ will lemioeln ' "" ' r ' '■■ ■• e i ntioned ncil i ■■■ ■'•■' j ly unles order m .'■:•• • ' lime • idresscd in i be e_j-ilo musl .- .. '. al lect'nn ow*118 l_i_^-^le the subscriber hlvlng i 1 rcha«ed hat well km wn a ; ii , ( s i 1 - nil poblic house fknown 0 si inghicr's tavernj in ie *,■- m y \ c informs his friends ally thai ne same is now f ,, eceniirfno f ravel'ers & boardcs in ; b^it vv i i i ue snppfied win e market ano sorroonding c lontry af ttables spacious and nouniifnlly sup ff i i oi n and provender of a'l kinds ai 1 1 and atteniive osileis i . .. mneil pledges himself ihat nn ex . an suall oe warning in oivegen . ic iiai to all who may favor him with j a mrs l cowan v , j : sepl m 13?0 if7 v,tn will oo bald , /,.;.; ,, s r im of columbia for the hair n ju 1 ' l - ! ''' ; — ' s positive qnali i s are 3 fallows : — isl for infants keep ,.. ee from scurf and causing a lux j . 1 ii noair 2d fo r ladies after chilj ! ■ na ihe skin io its natural sirengtb \ irs ami preventing the falling out of - il kor any person reeove'ing frnm j 11 iiie same effect is pindnced 4th ! nfancy lill a good g owih is started ( preserved uv atiennon io ihelaiesi pe i ,. .-.") h ll frees the head from dand t . . a bens ibe roots imparls health and | • io i lie circulation and prevents ine hair ioio color or getting gray — 6ih ll i hair o cur beautifully when done up i.ver i \ | ladies milel should ever be made without it jtl cln'oren who have by any means con ■ terrain n the head are immediaiely and v civ ed of ihem ny its use k is iniaili | bad bef 1 ba'd about fire years — no mce hair p ol mv head than on ihe hack of mv my head covered wiih a ihick scurf i ■_ s ii.iiinn about tiie ioiii of august last sing ibe ua'm of columbia from com _ ty co since winch i have used i wo and m li of ibe ba'm which has fully re rpd my hair aod freed my head eniirely fiom ;. mv head is now covered wiih fine flow m — miicb any one may see by callinfr me a i siarnfofd coooecticot iv 12 1310 d s scofield le'ls are abroad — look always for ihe comsioek & co e al lhe watchman office and by c wheele salisbury dr stiib kaleigh , di ihil'sburo 1 ; j „ il.sloau greensboro ; j | ma v lexington march 1 1848 ly82 ilr rrandellvs jegetable universal pills ' fur sale al ihis office salishorv.n c oct 1842 tf!4 farmer's look out — i have • i'mble traci ol land near salisbury whii h 1 sell on jjood terms if application oe made i lyerlv salisbury dec 10 li.o to the afflicted the ropr has jjsi received a la'<>e and fresh p'v o i moffa lis life medicine call & relief c b wheeler agent v isbory dpc 10 u20 prices current at salisbuiy april l cents cents 5 a 5i cotu-n yam 90 ap 30 a 35 molasses 35 a 40 i 40 a 55 nails 6 a 7 10 » 12 oals 15 a 20 *".. 27 a 28 pork 3 on clean 5 a 6 sugar br 0 a 10 9 a 11 loaf 15 a 18 25 sail sack 3 ' ;|(, rs 20a25 tallow 7 <"• 3 a 4 tobacco 8 a 20 ' ; - 50 a 55 i tow-linen i2a ifi per lb 3a4 wheat bosh 75 seedoil pr . . whisker 25 a 30 j gal 90 1 j wool clean 25 v ktti vr.r.e march 10 1 40 i 15 l mo-asses 28 a 25 j s5 a 10 nails col 51 a 0 ! 4 r 5 . sonar blown 6 a 10 j 25 3 17 ! np 14 j 12 if 15 a 18 •' ! ■■ v,lt oa 60 | ■ 14 a is sack s 1 » ■• 50 '! '. acco leaf 2 a 2 ' p 14a id j c um brig 0 s ' : '' : i le ope ° sa 10 "; • ■ . . y i eal new 75 a so wbi»l ey 2 a sd 5 "»; wo il 15 a 20 : ': i •' i fail . ul i i r 7a s '. . 4 i i '' : wrought fi a jm 10 ' i2 ; oat i ■:.;,,' 30 a 37 ■ •. , "': 25 i oil gal 75 a i v 20a2 2 lamp i 2 5 10a is linseed i loal 25 ." ll \* 14 r-oil m a 5j a(i ! i ■ fi-i i rice loolbs 4 a 5 ' jo a 50 sugar lb 8 a 2 6 sail sack s2 . w bus *,«,() j j • , : : steel amer 10 a 00 fol „ d - tt ! eng.is u 5 aj g(>nik111 j2 , 14 i tca ; ape ft ij;t7 0 arslwac iwsttiwam pri.vtko a.n'd published bv ") "~ ' ~ " winn « _. >- _ •-».»- ~- l " sec that the government does not acquire loo much nmrer v _ ? » c rvth «>_ ~ macs c pt_fr_h.-_.tos j upoidlyourrmlers doihis ah 0 j ««. 36-o olume xt 7 , — r -- _ , 0d ' *- wbole vo 5 6 salisbury aprill 1843 ■ ■ ' tm-i _ _ ! — — - - - -_ _ * —^ -■» b w *—^ m^=^^*^:i v g i ilumaiai mjm=imimmmgiimia startling facti hundreds of children and adults jare ins year ly wnh worms when some oiher cause has oeen supposed in he ihe true one it is admiited hv all doctors thai scarce a man '• nman or child exk's bnl wh^t arp snnnor or a'er troubled wiih wo r ms and in hondrptfg of cd^ps ad io relate a supposed fever scar'aiina co'd or snme other ailing carries off lhe flowers of ihe human family — white in truth lhf\y d'eof worms and ihese could have been pradicated in a dav.bv lhe use of a br.it le of knlmsfocks vermifuge ai lhe cost of a quarter of 3 dollar j how sickening the i hnoglit ihal ihese ihing9 should he — and who can ever fo-rrive ibemse'vcs lor not trying lliis worm exterminator when ihev know thai even if the case was nol wo'ms this remedy could not bv any possibiiiiy do bun — bul always good as a pnroaiive — le the dis ease be what ii mav how imporianl then lo ose it and who wil dare lake ihe responsibility in do without il ? let e»ery pareni that is no a brute ask ihemselves ihis question in truth and soberness mr j c ringold had a child verv sick for near two weeks and attended by r nhysieian wiihotit relief when kolmsiock's vermifuge was oiven and nexi day more than forty worms weie passed when lhe child recovered rapid'y a child of a widow woman living mar lhe manhattan waier works had dwindled for a ofmib till near a skelo'.on wiih great dryness of ihe mouth and itching of ihe nose a hu mane ladv whn called to provide for ihe family senl immediately for knlmslock's vermifoge which brought twav greal qiani ies nf worms for iwo or three days and the child grew belter at once and regained its full strength in less than a mnmli several children in a h'ghly resnectsb 1 ? fam ily in broadway had wnrms in a fiighifol exieni an j wee all cured rapidiv wilh ihis vermifuge in some of the bes families in the neighbor hnod of si john's aik i ; has been expensively used from ibe circumstance of having eradica ted a la r ge quaniiiy of worm afier all other remedies had failed which was very extensive ly known in ihat part nf iheciiv a family in new jersey saved several children by the use of it one a girl of eight years of age had become exceedingly emacaied before the vermifuge was given the next day three large worms were dislodged and she left off lhe vermifuge when she became again worse and had resort lo ihe vermifuge iba fjnallv b'onght away an incredible quaniiiy of wo'tn^.and ihe core was comnlele and she gained iter health rapid _ physician of standing had doctored a fami ly of chi'dren some weeks without being anletn restore bul one ont of lhe seven lo headh he had ibe liberality o send for kolmstock's ver mifuge and cured lhe rest wiih it in less than a week nume'ous cases of other eomnlaiots were sup posed lo exisi aod lhe persons ireaied fur u'.ver sec bul finally a trial uf this vermifuge discov ered ihe true causa of lhe sicknpss by bringing tway almost an innumerable q-iaoiity of worms large and small and the persons recovered w:ih ireat despaich instances of ibis kind might he jiled to an immense exient bnl il is useless one uial for 25 cents wil show any onp wiih aston ishment the certain effects of ibis verm lege ! caution — never boy thisariicie unless it have j " dr kolmstock's vermif"ge handsomely pn graved on lite omsije label and tho lac siren of combine & co asenls c b wbee'er sa'isborv ; j & 1 shian greensboro 1 ; d heartt hillsboro'j j ; mabry lexington ; dr stiih raleigh march 4 1843 lv32 new tailoring establishment i a p also brook late of tbe city of raleigh i have ocaied mvse'f ; n iiie town i sa'i9t)orv permanently and intend car ving nn inv bfj.sine.s ; n a sis'e nol in o sin passed in iliis s i a i e 0 on l of it my esiau 1 shment is n t lie room on lhe corner of hi mansion hotel former occupied a ihe pes office i have employed lbe best of no.ihei workmen no expense or pains will oe spare to render ibis a fashionable establishment in a resnects geni'emen therefore may re iin having i iie r clolbe 5 made np in trie mos lashionatde ami derao'e manner i base beei jngaged regularly in colli io or ibe las fivi rears and pan id iiie ime in somen iie mos e'ehiaiei es.ab'i'-hmeoio n lbe southern court iv i shall noi hesitate io guarantee every tiiino o fit i cut and make london paris and new-york f.1s1iio.vs pceived montiiy in conclns : oo,sbnobl 1 he en noraged no one need send away lo procure oood lothing a p alsobrook reference thos m oliver raleigh n c salisbnry january 21 is43-ly26 re3iota17t f i * he subscribers would esnecifol'v announce s in the public that they have i amoved iheir copper tin-plate and sheet irojy one doir above george iv brown &. co , and opposite thos l cowan's brick row where ihey are set ler prepared lo accommndaie and ex ecute all orders in iheir line on short noiice and in the very best style also constantly on hand a choice supply cf plain and jipan tin ware britannia ware bathing tubs stills c johin d brown & co salishnrv jan 21 1s43 tl-26 casa bonds ncn'.lv printed aiid for sale at this office ' clock a?*d watch 0 repairing f mihe subsr-rioer esnrctfu'l informs hi n'd tt friends and the pobli6'o r enerahy,i&at he liaf opened a shop in safistrory in the above bosi fp^.'n a room directly nnpnsiie west's uric building in ihe bouse of dr buns fo-melv owneo bjjoo i.suaver and just ceiow j &. vv murphy in addition tn ihe n'nnvp ihr subscriber will carrv on ihe silver smith business in all tue vaneiies common n counirv fuwns sorh a av'k'og sojons c and renaiiing ilve ware he oegs to assure the nublm that if our-ciua aleni'on io business anu skillful wok will eo iii!e hiua io patronage and support lie whlmer il il aaron woolwoeth nov i3_[fii rr she im a n s are the best medicines in the world being the cheapest and roo^i pleasant the medical faculty warm'y apivove them ! dr sherman is a skilful and experienced pin j sician and a member of the medical society o new yoik sherman's t'ongh i,t*seuges are the safest sorest and most eftecioal r emeuv fnr coughs colds consompiion whooping cough asthma j'igbines oi ibe lungs or chest s'c sherltfaxis worm lozenges are lite only infallible worm destroying medi cine ever discovered they have been used io over 1.400,000 cases and never known to fail sbersan'8 camphor loz_nges g>ve immediate relief in nervous or sick head ache palpitation of the heart i owness of spir its despondency fainiirig oppression or a sense of sinking oi lhe chest diarrhoea las situde or a sense of fatigue shsrman^s fever and ague lozenges a r e lbe mosi cer'ain remedy for this distressing complaint ever offered lo lhe american poblic in ihe immense number of ca^es in which ihey iiave been u6eit ihey liave never been known lo ail sherman's restorative lozenges d'ahicea or looseness of he bnwels so oom non and irooolesome du-'ino ihe summer months nay now be entirely meve'nie.j by a propet use if ihese lrizenges thev are preoared express ! v for that ptirpose and can be refi«d on wilh ie i'e::i confidence persons sobjecl to a derange i ti en i of he bo w e*s should never oe wil hool them ! l'hev afford immeuiaie relief from nil ibe attenu tnt fjripinns fa'niness dep r es«'oe s,-e sherman's cathartic lozenges re as nleasant and easilv taken as ihe common peppermints and are an acive and efficient mndicine thev cleanse ihe siomach and bow-pis ind are the bpst cathartic ever o«ed fur bilious ' nersons wherean aciive medicine is reqirred hey are not only the best bol the safest thai can je administered sherman's strengthening plaster '• 1'he best of a'l nlastera for rheumatism lnm , turro pain or weakness in hie back loins 5 de or breasi tiie above medicine is fnr sa'e wholesale or elail ai iiie salisburv meiiioai dmor s'o r e by c b wheeler agent balisooi v n c ' senl 3 s42-lv6 ' i sir jflektavs vegetable eife | 9cdieiites possess qualities n he most mihl and be npite's1 nitiike thev are composed ofar i iicles.be mnsi anw-po;rescenl combined wilh ! jr-o reiiieols known as ihe only certain aniidoie ! for evers of e«e'v description when lbe lis esse is produced either from cold obstruction i bad air swampy and damp s i ua lions or polrid j miasm uheihe mal'gnanl o epidemic or by ! o;he csiise 1 !, i'lese mesi ines aie certain in ilteir 1 o,ae ai'ons ir effects the a e possessed of oe en'ij qn:i!ii : es which no onlv excel all disease im a nes.arne ihrio resiore snd in uiirora ie the system when fivsi laben in o lie stomach ihey immed'aie'v d'ffoi ihemselves like pm through everv no e producing effec-s al onr-p deliorr.ful alu:i r v 3iid permanent v ben he saark of pfe negjns io grow i'm lue crcolalion languid ami me facnlties pjrs '•_«_, ihese medi cines are found io_i»e a lone c the nerves ex h'era e ihe an'mai sni i s iimguraie ihe batty and e animate me whole man tue life medicines have a'so been used wil thp mos bannv success in nerv.ns arm dys neniic dise ic f-s consnmpt ion asihroa f.'ve comp'aini rhenmat.i3m chronic auu iiifluoia lorv d ropsies c icpgnil a cress &, soger's agents salisbury oct 22 1 s 1 2 — 1 3 1 3 c_p a supply of the abnre invaluable me dicines are for sale at james ctoss roads i.edell couu'v bv a c milnto^l agent to publishers 3 a young man who ins bad con siderable experience a a printer wishes a sil jaiion as foreman or journeyman satisfactory eferences ran be 1,-iven fm pari icolars address he watchman office salisbury n c.post laid january 21 1s43 1 s johnston attorney and counsellor at law may be found a'wavs al the office of h c jnnes esq , directly opposita ibe lowsn hotel salisbury jan 7 1943 tf24 fa printing neatly done here the blind boy the dar was bright and beautiful 1 ne ho?s la plav had rone sayp nne who sat behind the door dejected and alone and as ihe tone of merry sport came inily to his ear j he sighed and from his swelling lids he brushed the failing tear ° his little heart was tent wi'.'n pain he could nol join lhe p'av ; he rnnld nol un about lhe fields and b7 ihe brook side strav ; the rolling hoop the bounding ball the kite borne by the wind — thp acorn bunt were nought to him for he alas was blind ! he onn'd not see lbe selling son i and watch the glow'rnor skies thp beamy of ihe moon and stars fell not upon his eves the rainbow when it spann'd t'^e clouds was lost upon his sight and waving woods and sparkling streams 1 for all to him was rdo-fir these tmths came fresh upon bis mind while sitting thus apart . no wnndor ihat tbe lear-drop fell and heavy was his heart ; ah ! little did tbe youthful ihrontr whose hearts were fall of joy ! rpfleci upon the lonely stale of ihai poor sightless boy victoria an example the q_ee n rises al half-past six and lakes bieakfast al eight this among americans would be late in ihe country om is quite earlv in ihe city sotne of oor readers may have ris en and breakfasted late o avoid vulgarity now ihey may veniure to be up an hour earlier roy al examples will save them from reproach early rising is a saving of lime and health il is imporiant for devotion an hour given to praypt and the reading of lhe scriptures before breakfast would rescue many from fearful baek slidrngs and not a few from fatal aposiacy we can hardlv conceive how a faithful christian preserves a good conscience in lying abed late true some plead their ill health but ibis is no excuse it is an aggravation of ihe offence perseverance in early rising for ien or twelve months would probably restore iheir heali fa lei these persons be reduced lo poverly and thus be compelled to earlv rising and ha»d labor lhe glow of health would soon snpplant lhe pale sickly hoe which overspreads iheir features mrs a.rises five o'clock slie snemls half an hour on her knees and enjovs blissful com munion with her saviour with a peniient anil believing bean she searches iho sc ipioresanolh er half hour and feeds upon tbe milk of the word bv ihis lime her children awake and tiie fare of them lakes op her atiention her waiting ai ihe altar has prepared her heart for all ihp duties nf lhe dav she meets hpr family i\itha smile of holy love and no lemp'atioits or trials of patience can move her the law of love is in her bean and the aw f kindness upon her tongue aided hy the heavenly wisdom which she souohl n payer she guide her house with iliscretioo ■" her children observe her exatrtole of devotion are won bv ihe meekness of her par riage and become lhe worshippers of her god rhey rise up and call he blessed she dies and her nripmory is cheiished by her pious household and her virtues are embalmed in iheir beans this is no fancv hot biography ; ami it is a praise worthy of example — ladies 1 rep millerism—the comet signs and wonders inevrr wa a er-i mo r e fortunate — never a hy nthesis sustained hy a more singular cninci pnce of extraordinary evenis the prophets o lillerism seem bum to good luck to suetaii their theories and induce a belief in their predic tions we have a perfeo 1 rush of si^ns and won ders there are wars and rumors of wars in ev.ery portion ef the world one day a hurri cane strews lhe shores of ocean with wrecks i navies then come a series of earthquakes shaking half the globe burying low ns and ci'ies destroying thriusr;nds of peop'e acnia jug the vast sea shaking lbe hills and sinking whole islands beneath ihe waves there is a holejosl now gitd knows how deep in ihe b<=d nf he | mississippi river down which lhe wre-k nf one steamboat has sank and where ihe waters arc ; running in a whitlpuol the whole vailev of ■ lhe mississippi mils and t rem hies as if it repos i ed on a great o^ean ol me'icd lava | as if this wpre not enough here is a comet blazing across tbesk spreading lerror with i s sirange radiance and iis fierv tail the sun ihev say bas a sirange appearance and we should noi be surprized lo earn ihat the man in tbe moon was making wry and frigb'ful faces the preachp'sof lbe doctrine nf iho world's immediate desliuction are existing in all this — thev h'umph in the success of iheir creed — joyfully tbey welcome lhe sound of ihe earth quake — ihev point in er-stacy lo ihe cornel — " lu 1 a sign !" ihey cry at every new event on the earth at every extraordinary sign in heaven daily the infatuation of the ignorant is increas ed npgleciing iheir business — given upioihe conk mplation of a horrible event — with narrow minded notioo9 of the almighty and his provi dence ihev are sinking into a mamia too deplo rab'e to be ridiculous we deplore all this sincerely while we lauoh al we pity this delusion since h hu man race bas inhabited ihe earth men havp been j misled and made miserable and wretched by te | ligious fanaticism e«ery age has iis prophe ! eipsanj iis impostures mi'lerism is but a re i vamped humbug ii is a piece of gross assump ' lion in these men to pre'end that ihey under ' iand the prophecies and heir interpretation bet ter tl)3n the churchmen of so many centuries j have ihe theologians of all nges been in dark less ihat the light should bursl npon ibis miller since ihe c arth berjan ;| bas always heen sub j ect lo convulsions valcanoes have b , z'».l ea lb | makes have engulphed storms have wrecked i lest'lence has destroyed and comets meteors j ind atmospheric phenomena have divers-fled at j o>es he aspect of lbe heavens — a\*y pic \ nan ' the bashful man by the avthor cf the •• vestal . rr a tale of po_l__li , > lrt hirn bo has never suffered from iho horrors of hashfulness pas8 by thi ti r , e ue will find here nothing with wr ,; r r ,, p can svmpath.se bat he who knn ws ibe exquisite misery of a iet_perameo whose very nature almost shuts him o-tt from hit man svropathr while it opens non t ,', m ihe full sluices of laughter and ridirnle hp | only should read fur ho onlv can understand ; t'us chapter of mv siiffrnr.g i ,, bul a | sppcimen of mv life kr una disce omnes i i n all others it will be nrtl a sealed four tain and as the pas j b in „,. prond consciousness of the otm.peakt.bie blessing i of impudence let ihem ihauk heaven thai . its waters ran never flow for thepi as my object is bal in give a specimen of the numerous contrc-temps thai incessant 1 beset me the moment j appear in ladies 1 society i shall merely c pp ak of those thai r-efel me at tha only winner in p„ris to which [ was invited though laden with introductory letters i never delivered an other i pass bv the various efforts i made be fore i could muster sufficient resolution lo deliver lo madame o the one that procured for me and a friend who came pith me the diunpr in question i pass bv too mv trepidation of the everlasting peal with which the bell responded to my timid much sorcelv could i distinguish iiie parle au suisse over the porter's lodge where prob ably swiss never s'ond since its erection i pass by loo several minor blunders ; such as asking the porter lo direct us to " let chamhrede madame meaning her draw ing room suffice it lo say that mv less nervous companion diclionarv in hand boldly led the way ; that having traversed a good.'v number of courts and stairs we at length arrived safely at an ante-mom where stood a servant before a pair of folding doors which he threw wide open and announced ns by a pair of names that wo should never have recognized as our own had we met them elsewhere already agitated and perspiring with ner vous trepidation this ostentatious mode of entrance so different from the republican simp'ici'.y to which i was accustomed was a formidable trial to me my cheeks tin gled my knees trembled and mv hearl heat violently i slunk silentlv behird mv un abashed companion and endeavored io gather sufficient courage lo conceal thp tre mor ihat shook me like an ague fit mad ame o rose to receive ns ; and as we ap proached her it became necessary thai i should deploye from behind m friend but in so doing i did nol notice a l»rge pet dog who comfortably stretched on a red velvet cushion lay napping beside his mistress directly in my paih on i went anxious only to get through lh introductory cere monies as soon as possible and then to en sconce myself in some remote corner where '* the world forgetting bv ihe world forgot i might escape all notice or remark but truly says the french proverb " l^homme se propose mats c est iebon dieu qui dis itcse ;" and vcrv unforiun-iie were hi dig psttions for my mt?nt'on as i bestener n all g : o»ino wi'l confusion and quakinc viib fright jit ns i began mv bow i slum led over the detested pet and w^s sodden j ly precipitaletl head forr>mo ikp an an j cifnt haltering ram into ihe lap nf miss p , [ ovc-rttirninq episodically a connlriman of my own who wss sealed next hnr rnlan ing ins chair on its two innd lens tr 9>.ve himself he instinctively grasped he back of her chair end his weight al iirr re r ading al the s*me mome-nl thai i was imrle-'i at iit in fro decided l hesitation ard over we a r l'ed together the chairs uppermost the vile enr who h.-d hern at the bottom ol ibe whole mischief seizpd me by t he leg and receiving a hearty kick in retu r n added ins howling lo he chorna nf digmay tbat nnw filled tho apartment u»ppily tbe female sufferer in this melee engrossed ai the sympathy nnd attention of the company hit i we knew lliat in the short mtnutp ihat bid elapsed since i enter ed the apartment i had marie three moruil • neiirs of a man a dor and a lady for mv own part as soon as i had ex'r cated myself f'om the terublr cras'j eovpred with confusion snd sbsme i retreated nto tie most obscure corner cf thp room where i sought lo hide mvself and m oicrwhr mir mortification behind the guests who werp lounging about here th c^ii io dinner server as a relief lo my rmh^rr-.-?«mrr.t for 1 hoped lint that mould engross every one's a'lenlion which now 1 cm.-'d net help feeling must he oc cupied with my awkwardness following lhe company in the dining room i saw ihat ach piaie contained a card on which was wri'lcn the name of ihe curst who w~,r o jeeupy lbe place ilios designated every ane seemed to find hi own plac hy magic ; aut for me four or five limes did i m=.ke be circuit of the table looking in rain for nine indeed i know noi but i might have onlinued running about unnoticed amor-o be crowd of servants all dinner time bad lot madame o.'s eye at length detected me s i circled round an round wnh an bys erically increasing raotdity y eyes dim viih confusion ar.d a rhmmy prr»pira:ion icdcwins e»ery pore ol my body ; nnd i a n"'b sut.k into my seat when ic^nd fair v exhausted with mortification and shimc fere ag?in i found myself embarrassed with my hat which ha»,n e oh.ervpd that i all retained n their hards n he rlr^.n room | stall grasped 9ah ner - lm19 ™£ , '•• th | a , | ength dl9 . 1(%9 ,, _ f •_ , , jt lhe time w„h wonde-tt logmoitt ; of j booj tby ihebr.^eiw-en'mv uees cavhv g my anrik h <*< over us o^en i „ m ex pwe tom.er.vn ( ttaw w ° fb,^-^.dy.i harl ",-- j.ned he^cofnp nv ,-„„_,, _ . . , ofiortefr better adapted to ctert.in . "„ ponv en masse tba singuloiim i e ordinary routine of a f now commenced son ad and fowl 8 n i flesh entremets m ,-. truvres — while a regular s ne ol appeared each mstanl ai on elbovi i"a s ; n paitake ■ f i r „,-.. i t g dishes and as many rt.ffererrl i all under stnogs of names „ ,... , understood ih n i rjuders-ood il sjlioo or ih.n ihev did m g j resolute to avo.d all further o pp • lor displaying my predominant irait i • • he mosl obstinate silence saving cm - - . . everything that was offered me a»d e i i wilh most devoted apphc hon : evil hour my fair neighbor wi re i taciturnity nd ler own at i - . began a conversation bv „, q , r ir was nipa=e.l mil tl p oper the question was n.jt a » r»orlu !.-. mem 1 was just raising s ur g < rn -. • potaioe to mv month an in order ; r ns quickly as possible i hastily thru intending to swallow it as hasiil ens ! h w hot a burning j could i do the lady's eves ire j on me waiting a rep'v lo h ■* qmsi » ; mv mouth was m fiimes | ,.»/ • . \ the burning morsel hifbei __•] u ... ( nig mv head frorrf « ; i • s ;* . which involuntarily i 1 fj a * i were slr-lning from their sorbets garded oyjirimares of iih j i helievp she ws tenon n 5 " i "■'' j * ion of am-zprner an-1 ntpruye al i c-.n laugh npi'c'when f ihii k of t monsieur est mala_e ?.'*■ ai l^f : -, v f»eni!y and in an an_ion npr could heir no more mv mouflf « ed with lh a burning m3 and smarting iti intolerable pain ; so quietly ahando point i opened it t iis utmost and out dropped the infernal iir.-'.r^nd up n my plate not ihe slightest pn lency in a sm le visibly ruffled the imperturbable polilen -- of he ladv she soolhinglv condoled with me on my misfortune ihep gradu • iv le ! lhe conversalion to a viricty r.f torn : ijll exfrtmg the magic influence tru po|itenr alwavs exercts"s t begin to forgel even mv own blunders gradually my cheeks burn ed less painfully ami 1 could pven join in tbe conversation without the fe-ir thai v iv word i uttered shared the fate f every -,,._ tion i attempted i even ventured to hope nay to congratulate mvself that the cata logue of my calamities were com ! led for the ilsv lei no one call fumsr'f hnppv before death 1 ' said solon ; and he said wis iv the ides of march were not vet over p fore ns stood a dish of cauliflower nirelv done in butler this f naturally enough look f.ir a custard pudding which it bnffi cienllv resemhlrd unfortunately mv rn c3bii!3ry was not yet extensive enough to embrace nil the technicalities of thp lable n when mv fair neighbor inqnired if i were fond of chou fleur i verily look it o be the french for custard podding nnd so high was my panageric of it bal mv plo was soon bountifully laden with it ala .' one single mouthful was enough lo dispel mv i'lusion would to heaven that the jioujlci'.r had vanished along with it hot hat remained bodllf , and n | oazeii des j pr»ndin_ly at lhe huge mas that loomed up • almost as large and as burning as vesuvius i mv hpart died within me ashamed lo con i fess mv mistake though i coo id almost -.$ readily have swallowed an rqual quantity i of soft soap i rilrngg'fd m inftiilr r:i against ; thp diabolical compound i endeavored in ' i'io hp mountainous heap at iis base nd i shutting my eyes and open g my month lo inh'-me as large masses as i could with : owl stopping to taste it but my stomach soon began iptelligibly enough to intimate i is intention tn dm ' nn more nf i!m nau i seons stranger beneath its tn if not even of t x;hling mm which had already giiited . unwel.-nmo adini p.wt the seriousness nf the task i hid under taken nd ihe resolution necessary to > rr ! cute it bad given an earnestness and rapid , ily to mv exertions which appetite would net have inspired ; vthen my phte having somehow got over the pdge o iht lahl , upon mv leaning forward lilted i ■;-. ar.<l down lid the disgusting mass ml > my id my bandkerchii f unable lo bear a > weighty a ioj:i b ni under it in its turn , and a _'• • proportion of it u a thus safelj dep in niy hat the p tie instantli righted self as i raided mv person , an i 19 1 • 1 my eye ronnd lhe iah!e d aaw ih o e ha'l noticed mv disaster i inw - congratulated myeelf thai tbe nauseous - - cepiton was so happily disposed f . ! solving not to he ,] tected 1 instantly 1 ■ my band rt i it '. ingether with ail its n rn t.jj content and whipped it into my ■ < < i et t'"e dinner table was at lengt '■ deserte f r the drawing room where coffee aod liqueurs were « - r v r : ■ j round alc&nurn 1 had sooghl owl v ( ni i considered i n hiding pta^e for mv hat beoestfa 9 chail thr omina room for i dared not r.rrv ongt in my band ; liivmj first ti morsel of piper into ihe crown to caultfl r er from view should chance in seeking for his own h ■ i o mine on my reltirn to lite drawing chanced in he again seated h ll whom i had s^t nt dime ' ' was naturally mammt : - mi 1st of a •■■ •■■ ■ ii ge 9 idr-r s seen running 1 race jor-e up er arm . •