y^mj^y^j n <&& a lypfiif vol v salisbury n c october 28 1870 no 43 to physicians o nxw yokk august 16 18c8 allow dm to call your attention to my prepara tion of compound extract buchu ths component parts art buohu long leaf ce lebs juniper berries kodjo or prepabatiok duchu in vacuo juniper hemes by distilla tion to i'liriii it tl tu gin cuhebi extracted b ills placement with spirits obtained from juniper ber ries vit little sun u is usiui aiul u small propor tion of spirit it is mure palatable than any now to use buohu as prepared by druggists isofailark dol or it is a plant that emits its fragrance the ac tion of a tliiino destroys this its aciivti principle leaving a dark anil glutinous decoction mine is the color of ingredients the liticliu in my propar stiuii predominate ; the smallest quantity of ihe other ingredients are udded lo prevent fermenta tion upon inspection it will bo found not to be a tincture us made la pluirniiieo]>u'a nor is it a sy rup — and thorefoie can be used in cases where fever or iiimitiiiiiiitiina exist in this you have the knowl edge of the ingredients and tho modeof preparation hoping that you will favor it with a trial and that upon iuspcctiuii it will incut with your approba tion with a coaling of conadenco • i am very respeetfullv ii t i ik km hold chemist and druggist of 16 yours experience u prom the largest manufacturing chemists lu the world xovkuoer 4 1854 i am acquainted with mr h t helmbold he occupied the drug store opposito my residence and was successful in conducting the business where ethers had not been equally so before him i have been favorably impressed with his character ttud enterprise william weiohtman yirra of powers i weightmau manufacturing chemists ninth and iirovvu streets philadel phia hklmbold's fluid extract buohu for weakness arising from indiscretion the ex hausted powers of nature which are accompanied by so many alarming symptoms umong which will j be fouud indisposition to kxcrtlon loss of . memo ' j w^__,...i„„-s lloriur of disease or foiebiiilings i of evil inlact.tnueis.il lausanne i-nt-an and inability to enter into the enjoy meats of society the constitution once directed with organic weakness requires the aid of mediclno to strength en and invigorate the system which uk mhul.hs extract buchu invariably does if no troatu entis submitted to consumption or insanity ensue helsfbold'l fluid extract of buohu in affection eculiar to females is unequalled by any other preparation s in chlorosis or retention painfulness or suppression of customary i'vacun tlous i'lcerauid or soltirius state of the uterus and all complaints incident to the sex or the decline or change of life iielmbold's fluid extract of buchu and improved rose wash will radically exterminate from the system diseases arising from the habits of dissipation at little ex pense little or no change in diet no inconvenience or exposure completely superseding those unpleas ant aud dsugerntis i.medies copsiva und mercury to all these diseases o ttse iielmbold's fluid extract of buchu in all diseosea of these organs whether existing in male or female from whatever cause originating and no matter of how long ktiinding it is pleas ant in taste and mlnr immediate in netion and more strengthening than any of the preparations of bark or iron . those suffering from hrnken-down or delicate con stitutions procure the remedy at once the reader must be aware thai however slight may be the attack of the above diseases it is cer tain to ailed the b.dlly health nnd mental powers all the above diseases require the aid of a diu retic iielmisold's extract buchu is the great diuretic — o botdhy druggists s'rerywhere price 1 v per bottle or 6 liottles for 6 b0 dulivtitcd lo any ad iron describe symptoms in all communications »". .».■>- ' — address it t helmbold drug and chemical warehouse 1104 broadway n y none abe oentine unless done up in steel-engraved wrapper vrltl fao-ilmlle of mj ticm leal warehouse and blgned judd ly " h t ielmb9 d " tj)7©lb nortlj i state published wkekly by lewis hanes editor and proprietor rates of t bchipthon one yba.it payable in advance ....$;). hi six miintuh " " 1.s0 5 copies to one address 12,50 10 copies to one address 80,00 hates qf advertitinq one lk(flwrt»ntrs . insertion -" i op for each additional insertion fid special notices will be ohargodso per cent higher than the above rales court ii ml 7 ust ice's orders wlltbe publish ed nt the sialic rales with other advertise ments obituary potices over six lines ohargod asndvertlsi menu contract bates o h i i 0 a i *_ b i m . c space | |* | g i 1 j i 1 square *',! ill *.'! 7 >-.*> iii s fill l»13 00 3 squares 1 fin 6 25 8 50,13 00 i>si i 3 squares 0 00 d 00 12 00 20 00 30,00 4 squares h ill 1 1 no 15 0025 00 ir.fiu j column linn 1(1 d 2d id mil di 45,00 icolumn 18 00'24 00l 30 00'45 00 7fi.dll 1 column 28 00 10 lid fill ml 80 00 130,00 forty s1iii linus and costs 1 hud been nil day trying to get from aveuiinster to c licleliister by a country lino a loudon line ami a branch line of railway in the first place as the country linoonly ran ilnee times a day passenger and goods together necessitating weary sliuntings at every station we could hard ly ho said to have made a good start in the next place ihe strategic arrangement whereby the london line managed invari ably to start its trains live minutes before the arrival ol the up country train making us wait for two hours at murlbu ' ry junction to spin the country compa ny scarcely tended to rapid progress in • tho third place as ii always happens lobe tho aim of i traffic-manager to endeavor ; drive passi tigers on to the main line and i to visit with all possible retributive delays the hostile british public whin it will travel on u branch we could not be cousid creti to have luiiae up foi rtie tost unit mt • the branch in the fourth place it didu'l help us foi'wuid lo be compelled to tiavel one hundred and twenty-seven miles round about in a parabola in order to reach oheleliester which at blurting wi.ls only fifty-eight miles fioni avemtlister in the filtii and insi place wo were no got to j ohelchester yet ; and it would have been | nifiiey iu my pocket if i never had swinbro — swisibro change here , for marchmont and nutchley change here almost time for a change i reflected considering 1 had been nine bonrs out on a journey of fifty-eight miles und was still fur off from iny destination looking out from my window of a first diss com partment 1 saw it was a cheerless driz zling night and the railway porters were streaming in tic misty air as llioy hurried lo and i'm past the gleam of the lumps remonstrating with the guard respecting our train being an houi lute and the time past eleven at night be soothed my irri tation bj telling me gruffly i had no hu silicsb on a branch line if j wanted to go anywhi re ; and il i would go out-of-the way places like s'helclii tei i must be very thankful if the company put them selves to ihe expense of taking me there at all considering branches didn't pay to work ns tl rule a solitary passenger then entered my carriage or lathes was hanged into it bv the guard another minute end ibo guard bad banged himself into his van emitting the growl change here — our fiery and res ive iron steed no doubt weary with his headlong career of lull twelve miles an hour gave u heroic neigh of triumph resembling a feeble crow in emulation of past exploits in days long before it was condemned to transportation on a brunch and drnggod us off into the bleak night my companion was a tall thin middle aged man ajlh ll face lean anil withered i like n shrivelled apple concluded below ihe chin by a stiff satin cravat in a dress tight-fitting nild of ancient aud faded black he look d altogether like a man wl o ban run very much lo seed which per haps accounted for the luxuriant growth of his arms ami legs observing his clothes steaming with the damp air i be gan to realize it was very chilly it cer tainly « ns qnilp a change iu she weather i re marked very cold to-night is it not don't feel the cold myself perhaps you would like o change places with inc i ben is no tlr night here 1 replied i should be very pleased to do so if not to his inconvenience and ac cordingly we changed bi nts it was cold and no mistake i must have taken a chill for i fell tho cold creep ing over mo iii a most unaccountable in in ner looking at mv companion on tho op s site seal on whom the lump-light how shone full i saw that this lace was not so thin nor his features so withered aj i had at first supposed ; and 1 must have made a mistake ns to his age for ho was by no means as old as i had previously judged ilow colli il was to be sine ! as i con tinned to look at him 1 noticed his a peel changed momently - that he was growing younger thai tho wrinkles in hit face were filling out and smoothing own and that he was gradually becoming like some one i bad soen before as his cheeks grew round and ruddy and his hair changed from gray to brown before my very eyes i became in such a state of nervous agitation i endeavored to cry out but could not i was paralyzed with the cold — cold that seemed to make my limbs rigid arid numb my vitals - for 1 saw tho man sitting before mo was no lon ger a stranger no more friend or acquain tance ; he had become me i i held up my hands to try and shut out the sstgm mv an t stir so,y»aw lliut they were u ilhereil and thin a ml old pressed i tli tin on my brow to see it i were dream i ing ; but i found it shrivelled and seamed ami puckered ami i know that this man : this li'inl had stolen my body and glvcy i me his alutltlt'iictl win the discovery i ruse to my foot — hit feet which swayed beneath me and i struck wildly at the vi_ion of myself on the other seat hut 1 found my anus light as vapor for thoy passed over his hotly which went through tliein giving me tho ini res ion of pain i was a holly of shade that had been given me for my own body of flesh ami blood which this wretch had stolon hy some sorcery or other wo hud indeed i changed pi aces soice.or-denioii |" i cried out only to liearin so'l bpenking with hi sharp crack ed voice when i saw ini/srl.l sitting op posiiu to me coolly addressing mo iu my own voice i could no longer credit my senses if indeed i hud any of them at all left of my own dare say you think you tire speaking loud now he said 1 answered by calling the guard asloud ly as i could halloo ah ynu might call a good deal louder than that if the carriage was full of pas sengers and they could no more hear you than they could see you he continued chuckling and screwing up my features into a hideously knowing grin such as i ; could never have made them assume — i von see my friend yours is a body of air of shadow insensible impalpable to all but myself just as it was to all hut you when i entered tho carriage yon wish perhaps lo know who i am > well two years ago to-night 1 was a passenger j by this very up-mail there was a colli siou with a stupid ilnwii-g mds you m'i mid the result was that several pas.scn geis wire injured one of them wa 5rviiot!rpsg imjrtfry'u'wh h'-m-i am what yon cull a ghost though we con sider thu word ra her infra dig ninnngsl ourselves and have a bettei term tor it — now 1 have told you what 1 am you will like lo kaow what 1 waul .' very good von shall set ." the ghost in my body then began to ieel in my pockets ton which ho drew out my meerschaum loaded it irom ray pouch and lighted it with one i 1 my ve suvians all he proceeded whiffing the weed rapidly you smoke very good bluff — golden leaf and returns not a bad mixture though i prefer a little litakia with it myself not at all a had body yours either he went on eyeing ihe form iu which he was silling — not at all a had hoily ; and it fits me to a t only a little short in the arms by the way i find one of your front teeth a little loose bo don't say i did that when you orao to yourself again nnd your nose is a little long for me bill i daresay it blows none the win so for that i shuddered as i saw him take out my handkerchief and use it on that cherished organ of mire yes i dare say now you feel the oold a little 1 did at first ; but it's nothing when you are used to it i find your body very hot — being heavier til in i am accus tomed to wear but it won't be for lot ig i require it positively for this night on ly as you buy in your pi lybills and will return it uninjured by the time wo gel to obelchostor liy tho by lot mc beg you to be a little careful how you throw your arms about so much as you did just now i lor iny hoily is ol a snore delicate con struction than yours ami being so thin ' in substance i am afraid you will soug it under tho armpits you will observe la dies and gentlemen he went on in it'c tllici's style ilnil il i lake a lighted vo biivi.iti and ii s il't 111 the com a ot the pa tient's eye hu will fuel no pain saying tiiis iny dreadful companion proceeded to illustrate his remark by making a dive at my shadowy eye with a burning match 1 i felt no pain aj the ma ch burned in my head certainly vou will allow after all you see that my shape has its advantages tho ghost proceeded but il also has its disadvan tages try the pipe now " i tried to take the pipe ; it dropped through my va pory fingers ho placed it in my mouth ; i could not hold it nor get a whiff from it precisely ho said the ghost now this is just what has brought me here in-night a great smoker all my life doing my six pipes a day regularly 1 have been deliiuct these two year and din ing all that time 1 haven't hod a moke — not a blessi d draw ! i miss my hacco dreadful there is provision made for smokers down with sss you will finder stand ; bill wo are governed by a hoard of dirccloi , whose incapacity quite equals that ol most of your city hoards 1 here ia ii stock of bodies kept on purpose loi smokers so that if you want a pipe you must go into one of the bodies to onjoj it ii it it iou will believe me the btipnly is bo notoriously insufficient to meet tho de mand that there is no ohuuco whatever for a new jlu t to get a smoke when i entered tho society all the bodies wen out ill uso and booked for three years in advance my name has been down on tho books for two years nnd there is n likelihood of my getting « body allotted mo usulor anothor twclvo mouth fancy two years without a smoke \ why sir tho incompetence of our lloiird is positive ly wooden i can only explain the rea son why we put up with ijneh gross mis management in thu other jworhl because wo have become so used it it in this ( lur constitutions however are being unihti mined to that extent that tit hoard has at last been coerced by popular feeling in to passing a meusuro ewmwering ghosts tn render tbeiaai'lvt's vi**flri to single in dividuals at a lime in oriler lit ill hoy may effect an exchange of bodies tof short pe riods always wiih the ootismtiof the per son in question for the pttrposi of indulg ing in a habit which the direoars cannot llowover but characterize us portjjclous aiul injurious under this qeslaol 1 ob tained your hoily vuii never hail my consent lend i 1 cried . it is vulgar to call names my friend the ghost replied smoothing my inislaehe with my fingers ; but you aic rilling 1 asked you io change places wiih iit ami ynii agreed as you must he well aware but dear sue here we are at chcli-lnsler however 1 must finish my pipe — think of two years and not a blessed draw my friend !" the train was pulling up my com panion loaned out oi the window pullii\j last and furious plenty ol time to change bodies in said ; it shall be done in an instant as s.iun as ihe train stops and he con tinued leaning out and whiffing away great clouds of smoke till wo euine to the platform he hurriedly knocked out the ashes of the tobacco on tbe door-rail as the guard cried : change hen — change here ; all change here il yon please a sudtleii glow of warmth seemed to pass over uie as i rubbed my eyes and found to my fre.it delight my own smooth i hands against my very own uiiwrinkled | cheeks i looked up for my companion — he was gone — i was aleiio in thu car ring i 1 was greatly surprised when 1 got on j tlie platform at being asked for my card t by a very officious person : still more so | mi receiving a mngistrile's stimmons in l the morning the offiflons person depo sed that im was the setjt'etary uf the ant ti.bi'tn alliance and applied for a con viction attains the iii.ilu'.s,''.iu 1 under .- -— • ' smoking in a railway currjdgo the prop erty of tin ! '. 1 ■'.. 1 g ( li)i i any contra ry to their n nl ition . l]e di i lured lo havi been mo only think v — me leaning out ill the e l i : . mis it cffun into < in'l cluster station smoking a meerschaum pipe the guard gave osfidenco thai the currisigo cert duly siui lb d vi ry trongly of tobacco o i arriving at qhclchustcr and that 1 was the only lir i-i-ims passenger a mcerbobnuiu pipe answering the offi eious person's description was found on mv p rson ' aso was olear fined for ly shillings and costs nay more the e ■! sill king in a railway carriage has been gibbeted at nil the stations on tho lint — « here i am hung up as a caution and warning to the british publio iu a boletnn blnck frame with my name audi ad u 68 anil the amount ol the penalty enforced at full length ! 1 1 would have been useli ss to attempt to dispute the case heine the magistrates it 1b bomething to have set one's self right with tin public chambers journal tim latest x v forgery a little flutter was en m d j esterday iu broad and wall street by the discovery ih ti v i '. stedmati si ' '■■■• hroki ra of no i i li.uud sti-ec't had been victimized by oiiii skillful forger out s 1 820,000 iu gold si tly alar '. o'clock on wednesday al • . on a in ti about five fei t seven inches u und i i thirty yi irs of ag pre sented himself al the desk of stedmnti & co with an order orj u printed slip head iiit purporting to bel'mm phelps dodge & l'o , asking the firm to purchase them 0,000 in gold at market rales and lo send by boars r 0,000 this order was presumedly signed by mr w d porter eushler of phclp i 1 dgu si t'o antl as m -:.-. stedmau & p s had been in tho liubil i receiving anil filling such orders and delivering gold lu the same manner for ili.tr bouse thtjj never questioned the oilier or doubled its genuineness aiul handed over to the forger two gold certifi cates for 10,000 each numbered 1,183 j and 1,193 respectively yesterday niorii i ing when the order was presented to | phelps dodge iv co ll was at once pro loaned spurious messrs btedman & co immediately notified the police detec tives and they went to work vigorously and in the afternoon had tracked one of ! the certificates in the hands of bates & i brown hankers who had received it fiom ! thu first national hank no arrest ha . lu i'll made however up to the hour of closing business on the street messrs slediuan & jo.'s office boy lliinks that lie has seen th forger thinks he his seen she forger in their office before and ho proba bly look the 1 i of tl»0 place and was ev iilently either well acquainted with their manner of doing business or was in collui sion with soma one connected with phelps dodge iv oo.'s boase who was messrs studninn & co t ty that i ills loss will not ill , i their busill sb very materially and thai they will continue to buy and sell gold and btocks is ' usual st ) . //'.- '<', oct 1 1 i'll lii'-i i hristliiii ui irrl igo in twi i n < hine - i ■ i.mm . , n hj l.'l , ■,, im . . • thi t'ongri ilii mil church i'lie happy couph were 8em hlng and gal t ■ ...:. from the loulavlllo democrat noted assassins brutus itartiilltic macbeth stops char lotte corihiij and jlouth if it were done when tis tlmie then twere well it were done quickly macbeth the recent disinterment of the remains of j wilkes booth from the prison yard in washington and their io-buriu in greenwood cemetery in the proscneo of i friends and relatives recalls to tho public memory the fearful tragedy in which ho was thu principal figure and caused the mind of the writer to run over some of ilio most memorable assassinations in the world's history first with reference to tho origin nnd meaning of the word assassin and a dofi i uitioii of its present derived signification wo learn from tho now cyclopedia that tho word was brought by the crusaders into wosteru europe on their return from tlie east and the holy lund where ex isted it sot of bloody families bound i j their leader the then celebrated old man of the monntain by fearful oaths and who murdered unhesitatingly whoever was pointed out by him reckless of death or dangers the name of this leader was ilushishnie being derived from hashish nie an opiate now known ns liutdiii.li tisi-d by him to bring his disciples into u state of murderous frenzy it drug which bud been introduced among the arabs by a contemporary of mohammed it is u lit tle singular that this frenzy of mind whether produced by artificial stimulants as hashish or superinduced by purely moral causes seems to have been the 1100 issary mental condition of all assassins nd indeed is i heir chief characteristic this brings us to the derived sense of jhe word assassin is defined to be use tret murderer — but although the word is frequently used indiscriminately to denote jail kinds of bucert murder yet an assas sin by pre-eminence in something more than a murderer indeed it is not so snucli the act nor tho manner ol wheth er secret or open for most assassins are bold to recklessness but the molirc which determines the nature of the act the motive ol tlie assassin is rarely if ever a purely personal belfish or private one ; but the wind lias assumed a political im aning and llie historical assassin acta iii obedience to some higher law of wliich ho iters nudes himself bv his own peculiar chosen executor some motive of iinldtc political national patriotic or religious necessity prompts him i'll reasoning that brings tho will to such a remedy for any evil or oppression whether piillic or private no mutter how many is necessarily fallacious and beto kens a diseased imagination in tho per son that even contemplates it whether tlie objeots is to cut down one's country or lo avenge a private wrong — they all in long to the class denominated monoma niacs the assassination of cmsar by brnlus ul henry the fourth by the fanatic monk kavaillac of duncan by macbeth more celebi ated by the poetthun by history of marat by charlotte corday the terrible ! attempt on napoleon the great by i slaps and the last equally as horrible i and defenseless as any of the others ol lincoln by j wilkes booth are among t im most celebrated in history and are re moved by the motive not at all by the manner from those vulgar murders prompted by such private and selfish mo ; tives as revenge jealousy or gain brutus instigated by a misconceived , patriotism holding at the time tlie office of city prretor thus recognizing the gov ernment of his patron by acting under it killed osar at the capitol in the senate chamber in tlie light of day and the very eye of the public he failed even by dint nt his political power and the most artful eloquence to make tbe roman people up prove of this ungrateful act withdrew in to macedonia and although opposing tho trumvirs with a mighty force met the avenging spirit of the murdeiid ctssar at phillippi und iu agony ol remorse mis erably cast himself upon his sword und put an end to bis own life francois kavaillac first a lawyer's clerk then a suhooliiiuster anil afterwards | a member of ihe order of tbe feuillunts but expelled from it ns a fanatic after ' wards returned to bis native village of angoleme where his gloomy fanaticism engendered in him the most intense ha tred of protestantism and especially of his sovereign henry iv an adherent of the new faiih and one of the most en lightened moiiarehs who over sat upon a llirono whom however ho had been taught to believe the enemy of tbe catho lic faith nnd whom he went to paris to ! kill clad in the long gown of his order and aimed with a long knife kavaillac met the king as he wus riding from his palace to visit the sick sully and in the public street of la ferrnnnerie in the ; midst of a crowd plunged the dagger in to ihe heart ol his victim he fled bin was immediately caught acknowledged iho deed and after a trial iu paris was torn to pieces by horses macbeth after inviting duncan king ol scotland lo partake ol his hospitality nl least such is the legendary account upon which iho tragedy of bhnkospeuro is ' foanded and although differing from the nlibctiro scrap of history which makes 1 mneboth kill duncan in battle mar id i gin is the account to which the minds of | readers most naturally i'ovoft murdered iho old king iii si castle this com lining a double crime against tho swt ; of hospitality and nature the act of the i poet has contrived to take all the pity and sympathy away from the poor old victim of the horrid deed by fixing all our atten tion on the agony of reinorsu that tortures the conscience of macbeth charlotte cordiiy whose character has been recently in our city so vividly por trayed by mrs lander a young woman of noble descent of a singular purity of life nnd a remarkable personal beauty that contrasted strangely with the horrid crime she matured in her maiden bnsom immolated one of tlie most odious and vul gar despots that ever presided over the destinies of a people ant herself at the saine time upon what she conceived to be ■ the altar of patriotism and of public safe ty — a most desirable object but feurlnlly perverted means this deed she did by penetrating to the inmost chamber of the victim and in the very presence of his niistn ss — afterwards boldly acknowledg ed nnd glorified in the fearful act she perished on the scaffold at the early age of twenty-four dragging down to death with her two enthusiastic admirers of her lofty bearing and remarkable courage on her way lo the guillotine — adum-lux a representative aud a gorman enthusiast and andre obenioi apoot ; both of whom bad received a roinanlic passion for their heroine which they wevo unable to con ceal an orphan young pure and beau tiful at every point in glaring contrast with the hideous deformity of pe son and diameter of her victim she is tho least reprehensible and the most to be excused of all the noted assassins of history on the ever-memorable friday the 14th day of april lb(j in washington was perpetrated the horrid deed that blacken ed the pages of the new world's history with a new crime the contrast in this case was as striking as tlie last but the effect of it was the exact converse of the former a genial warm-hearted whole souled man was stricken down in the very acme of his fume by an enthusiast and recklui sentimentalist whose avow ed object was to rid the world of a tyrant but whose real ambition was a morbid de sire for fame or notoriety no matter whether it was of a theatrical or infamous nature all of these assassins and their admi rers affect to call them tyrannicides but by a singular the most odious tyrant with an exception or two is the very one to escape the assassin's steel while s'a sar,tho noble-hearted and forgiving hen ry iv tbo generous aud tolerant ; dun fitl ial_nn'.*wk d i>l'*"»"-""ld lincoln ones to perish at their hands the only fact that can bo offered in oxtcnuation of their crime is that like their prototypes the followers of uasbislinie their deeds ;.: e ihe off-spring of frenzied minds caused by gloomy and lunatic imaginations d'arcy mcgee the parliamentary lead ei-in canada ; general van horn iu ten nessee ; anil more recently tho aged me connell in jacksonville illinois and nu merous other persons since the war nil perished by assassination showing the fearful rapidity and prevalence wiih which the tragedy at washington has inoculated the desperate portion of our population i m l how to have a loving wife a correspondent sends the ft mowing to tbe phrenological journal i if you would have a hiving wife be as gentle in your words after as before mar riage treal her quite as tenderly when a matron as a miss ; don't make her inuid of all work and ask her why shs looks less tidy and neat than w hen you first knew her don't buy cheap tough beef and scold her because il due not come on the table porter ll use ;" don't grain 1 blo about squalling balds if you can't keep up a nursery and remember that baby may take after papa in his disposi tion ; don't smoke and chew tobacco thus shatter your norves and spoil yum tem per and make your hreallra nuisance nnd i then complain that wife declines to kiss von go home joyous and cheerful to your wife nnd tell her the good news you have beard and not silently put on voir bat and go out to tbe club or lodge and let her afterwards learn that you spent the evening at the opera or at n fancy ball with mrs dash love your wife be patient ; remember that you are not perfect bul try to be let whi.-ky tobac co and vulgar company alone ; spend your evenings with yourwifo and liven decent | chi'istuin life and your wife will be lov jing and hue — if you did not marry a i thoughtless beauty without sense or worth if you did who is io blame it you suffer tbo consequences i thought it was her husband — one dark night not long ago a burglar i entered a private n sideuoe ill sixth ave nue on ascending one might nl stairs he observed a light in a chain her mid while hesitating what to do u large woman sud denly ih bconded upon him seized him by tiio throat forced him dowu through the hall and pushed him into the street before he had time to think heroic repulse of a burglar by a woman was the way tho story appeared iu the newspapers the next day mm when iriends called and congratulated her upon her courage she exclaimed good grisdous i i didn't know ii was a burglar if i had i should have been frightoned t death i thought il was my husband oomo home drunk ii gain and i was determined ho shouldn't stay in the bouse in that condition louisville sun a christian's experience is like a rain l bow made up oi drops ol griel nl earth i and beams of ihe bliss of he.iven i the moon a dead star i tho maine journal of education has transformed an article from the cosmos i in which stunisliis meuuier gives some ch lions speculations with regard to the pre sent physical condition of tho moon his theory is and be has the support i of eminent astronomers like beer mood ier and aragn that the moon is a dead star he draws this inference from asin bular appearance upon tho surface which i is culled grooves by the physicists these grooves have parallel sides nearly a mile in width and from ten to onn hun dred and twenty miles in length there arc already ninety of them and it is sup posed that more arc in process of forma tion reasoning from analogy wo must believe that at some period iu the distant past the moon bad an atmosphere and water and also that on account of her in ferior size she has cooled much mora quickly than the earth tbe water pon etrating the crust bus been absorbed as the decrease of internal heat increased tbe thickness of the crust until long before the cooling process had reached the cen tre the water had disappi'iircd the rocks then solidifying as the heat-supply diminished contracted in a manner re sembling the appearance of basalt and produced t lie grooves into which tho at mosphere settled hence comes the cha otic appearance of the 1113011 with its im mense mountains volcanoes and craters some astronomers have detected an ap pearance of action in some of the volca noes ; but the general opinion is that er ery vestige of physical life has long since departed from thp surface of our satelite these theories are all very well when applied to our distant neighbor the moon but we cannot shut our eyes to the start ling fact that the earth is undergoing si similar process of ransformntion geol ogists trace a close resembl.-inco between the circles in the moon and the circles of : granite and porphyry upon the earth | they have also discovered evidences of a j line stratification among tbe lunar niouii i tains while the vulcanic formations bear a discermible analogy to thoso of tone rifle and i'alnia according to the new theory the fol lowing is the process slowly taking place on the earth's surface ; for she like her subordinate is gradually cooling it is estimated that one fiftieth of the original oce in has been already absorbed and that when the crust of the earth bus become drop of water w ill ilisapp.a'r it ip-stow estimated that the earth could easily ab sorb fifty oceans like those which now cover a large portion of the surface all the water at present on the earth consti tutes only one twonty-feur-ihoueandth part of its weight nnd once absorbed would become insensible to chemical anal ysis the water being absorbed the earth will crack open like the moon and form similar grooves into wliich the at mosphere will settle long before this era all life will have ceased whether there is any truth in the the ory or not we have no immediate cause of alarm for tlie process will net advance enough to give the slightest record in the short span of a single lifetime accord ing to ihe experiments of bischof it will take nine million of years for the earth to cool down fifteen degrees this loss is almost imperceptible as iho internal heat luldo only a thirtieth of a degree to the temperature of the surface providence journal poifltry manure — how to save it poultry manure one of the moit valuable fertilizers made upon the farm is too often allowed to go to waste the bens and turkeys roost upon trees under the shed in the wagon house or wherever it happens to save iho manure these birds must be taught to roost in one place turkeys readily take to elevated poles near the house or barn and these should always be provided for them sweep up their droppings every few days and put iu a box or barrel and keep dry hens will roost under cover and n hen house should always be one of the farm build ings thu floor if not boards in a loft should be such that is can be cleaned ea sily and frequently it is well to keep ' plaster or dried peat under lite fowls — [ put the sweepings iu old barrels as fast as they accumulate ju a dry state they 1 will keep a long lime « itliout much loss it is customary to mix these droppings wiih wood ashes without much attention \ to definite proportions at ihe lime of planting und drop in the bill for corn and potatoes if care is taken to keep the seed from contact with the manure tbey ■ produce very satisfactory results but ' this is the best way of using it : two or three weeks before planting mix the eon ' tents of the barrels with about three times ' their bulk of moist loam or peat under cover when the mass is well healed i shovel if over and mix with it as much ' more loam or peat and let it lie until ' wanted this may be worked into beds prepared for garden seeds or dropped a handful so the hill for field crops aod ' i will always tell a good story at harvest 1 ' lime the cincinnati enquirer delicately . says s readers ol that sprightly journal ' ! the chicago legal news edited by mrs myra a ibaldws ii have noticed for somo ' weeks a palpable lilting down in its tone the del lioralion is owing to the tempor i ary retirement of the talented editress . i but it is consoling to know that what wsi 1 loss tu the news lias been a g»in — to the 1 i census